Catfoodpizza Is Dead

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[nyancrimew]

[fallhound]

Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[phlegmaphoto]

[memewhore]

[knitmeapony]

This is no joke one of the most profoundly terrifying things I've ever watched

[nudityandnerdery]

I physically flinched, goddamn.

[chaoticsgood]

he sees you when you're sleeping

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[cannibalchicken]

[roboticoperatingbud]

Cheltenham Bold Italic

[ostolero]

[grawly]

[ostolero]

[press-any-key-to-continue]

[ostolero]

[cannibalchicken]

[ordr]

[6vcr]

abandoned space elevator

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[beanbagbuddies4life]

The magic of a scorching summer evening

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[letallthetrashraindown]

What is the difference between a cathedral and a physics lab? And they not both saying: Hello?

[angstandhappiness]

BEAUTIFUL