Rad But Sad

Can't relate 👽

[buddwyer]

[bunfart90]

[bedussey]

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

[sarcasticfina]

[ghost-princen-blog]

Chaotic good

[unclefather]

I think women should be able to do whatever they want even if it causes traffic on major highways

[deadryn]

Fucking liberal, you'd fit right in with *ACK*

*HACK*

*begins coughing up blood and mysterious goo*

[unclefather]

*stans in the middle of the high way*

[unclefather]

cars. stop

[hisvulcanboyfriend]

[unclefather]

misogynist

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[profeminist]

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[slightmood]

when ur family asks u where you’ve been all day

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[cutecommiefemme]

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[damn-shawty]

Do the Harlem Shake 

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

oh my god

[gasterrific]

ah fuck

[littlelassgt-blog]

Do The Harlem SHAKE

[ironwoman359]

Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…

[randomslasher]

fossil meme

[mimiri22-6]

Revive the Harlem Shake

[raise-the-dead-vinx]

21st of January 2020.

It’s back

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

America is starting to sound like a cult tbh

[viv-is-sad]

My bongs namer bill nye

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

America is starting to sound like a cult tbh

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

I NEED 40 PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW ME

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh marvel is overrated

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm star wars didn’t need to continue

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

the only good video game is minecraft

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

JUST TEN MORE

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GOOD AND MINT ICE CREAM IS THE BEST ICE CREAM

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[so-doggone-funny]

gotta keep em on their toes

[teenscoolest]

[kleroterion]