[annarubys]

you’ll never guess what day of the year the next us presidential election is on :)

[annarubys]

anyway i’ll be here <3

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[travellinghopefully]

The Glorious 25th May, how do they rise up?

[durbikins]

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[why-its-kai]

[orisnitsa]

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[lesbian-deadpool]

Todays the day.

[gayfour]

Okay this is my absolute last threshold day post but I just wanted to post this visual representation of me putting all the lizards away until next year

Goodbye lizards, I will miss you

[loveforluna]

Happy Threshold day to all that celebrate!!!

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[jimkerk]

ok but in 2024 we all gotta look like jadz in past tense

[super-trill-all-the-time]

Can’t wait to be the hottest lesbian in town.

[jimkerk]

i’m calling it now 2024 is the year of High Butch

[pom-seedss]

HIGH BUTCH YES

[m1ssjess]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 24th, 2015