vlaor

she/her----21yo

[watermelontuesdays]

AU where Shane and Ilya don't hook up or have a decades-long secret. They don't really know each other at all, except to play each other.

Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."

And it's all in fun, except two days after the interview prints, Ilya Rozanov shows up at his door like "knock, knock. I am here to apply for boyfriend position. Do you need resume? I brought my Stanley Cup ring, just in case."

[lexicanons]

You know that meme that’s like “A job will have you, a 21 year old, with a 55 year old bestie” Well, AU where Ilya gets hired at the Treasury Board and quickly becomes besties with David Hollander. They’re really good at their jobs so they finish most of their work by 10:30 am and spend the rest of the day fucking around and pretending to be busy together. They get lunch together and talk shit about their boss. David tells Ilya that he’s throwing a birthday party and asks Ilya to come. “You can meet my son and talk hockey! I think you’ll like him!” Ilya decides to go and the party is in full swing when he arrives. David takes him around, introducing him to people until they make it to David’s son. David introduces him to Shane and Ilya is taken by how beautiful Shane is. He’s admiring Shane’s freckles when it dawns on him that he’s staring at THE Shane Hollander, best hockey player in the league. David told him that his son plays hockey but he never put it together that David’s Shane was THE Shane. Ilya and Shane end up in the far corner of the living room, talking all night as the party goes on around them. Years later at their wedding, during his speech, David admits to throwing the birthday party to hook Ilya and Shane up.

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

[actuallysara]

he was, in fact, not okay

[finelytaylored]

“can’t believe you treat your gf like this Hollander 😔” has me crying lmao please someone write this

[someonecomegettheirchild]

Coach Wiebe after Shane and Ilya are outed:

[vlaor]

Can somebody give me link my I down 😀

[vlaor]

Can someone send link where I can watch 911?

[femmenerd]

the ottawa centaurs are a hockey team made up of wife guys, geeks, shy gays, alliesTM, proud dads, and an extroverted bisexual dog lover with clinical depression who is all of those things at once.

their team dog failed service-dog school; their coach is a younger mr. rogers, basically (quietly fierce social justice warrior, soft bisexual man happily married to a woman, wears cardigans tho i can’t prove it); their social media manager looks like jesse plemons and smells like apples & queer joy.

i can’t wait to see them on my teevee in s2!!!!!!

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[vlaor]

Can anyone please send me a link where I can watch?

[diphowell]

Daniel James Howard

[pichirobi]

WAIT WAIT wait. dan and phil are GAY??!!

[pichirobi]

i feel as though. i may have struck a nerve

[emziess]

Think space hurricane. 9-1-1, S09E02

[eddiesmustache]

Eddie joining a conversation he's not a part of just to help Buck win an argument

[butitwaslove]

That cafe scene made me realize just how perfect Harry is for the 118 bc that guy has so much trauma from being kidnapped by a serial killer, his dad moving away, his step dad dying, his mom not being his mom as they all grieve him, and his mom almost dying in insane ways like now. Like he belongs with the Trauma™️ Squad

[diphowell]

"I don't think I need to forgive you."