Bed of Lettuce by Paul Octavious
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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Bed of Lettuce by Paul Octavious
Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.
And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.
If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding
It’s genetic
Here comes balloon puppy!
having grown up doing community theatre and then some professional shows, i genuinely believe from the very bottom of my heart it is crucial that any human with the desire to perform on a stage gets the chance as many times as they like. singing and dancing are innate to humanity yet we've made it inaccessible to all but the select few we deem "good enough" to tolerate. i think people with no pitch and no rhythm and who can't remember their lines should get to be in musicals and plays and choirs and i mean that.
and community performing arts groups & venues shouldn't have to rely on ticket sales to fund their programs. they should be paid for by taxes and freed to focus solely on engaging & enriching the communities in which they exist.
if a bunch of your neighbors suddenly have the funds and venue to put on the most off-key production of Les Misérables you've ever heard, they're not using up Les Misérables. Other venues will continue to put on Les Misérables with more talent & technical skill.
all that's changed is that there's more Les Misérables in the world. great news if you like Les Misérables.
you don't even have to engage in it if you really don't want to. but if you do you might discover that local performing arts isn't actually about the technical skill of the performers so much as it is being a part of a whole in a way that feeds your very soul.
The finished Luna painting :) tried a different rendering style for this one! It was fun
*bolts up in bed* if phineas and ferb took place in the MLP universe he'd be called "dr hoofenshmirtz"
Dr. Hoofenshmirtz is a pony but Perry is still a platypus. No magic, still no talking. Just the exact same.
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE. I just remembered something i made in 2021. behold:
DR. HOOFENSHMIRTZ
She's in her dress teehee
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Closest match: Epiblema foenella genome assembly, chromosome: Z Common name: White-Foot Bell
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one thing they don't tell u is if it's niceys outside u can go outside to look at phone . just go under the shade. it's literally better vibes than being inside looking at phone
I'm literally at the creek y'all
I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
Wunky dinner
friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.
friends. romans. countrymen. i am no longer asking. use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space or consider your life forfeit
i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person
ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
oh this one resonated huh
thats too much resonating. thats too much. you can stop now
no. no!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! lock the fuck in and CLOSE TUMBLR EVERYBODY
Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
starting a collection
If I may submit:
from 1980