Y’all.
Y’all.
This is very exciting news:
ME1 Kaidan has had his eyelashes reattached.
🥳

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Y’all.
Y’all.
This is very exciting news:
ME1 Kaidan has had his eyelashes reattached.
🥳
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
*grumble*
I think I found someone using some of my work in their own mod without bothering to credit the part they took from my mod again (like...didn’t even bother to rename the files), but I have no energy to do anything about it because that would require finding and digging through old work files I haven’t looked at since 2013 and figuring out what exactly I did to create it just so I’m ABSOLUTELY SURE it’s actually my work and...ugh. Like...y’all, we pretty much all used BW files with Mass Effect modding, but that doesn’t mean porting one character’s armor to Shep was easy work that doesn’t warrant a mention.
So I’m finally, after approximately one million Paragon Liv playthroughs, doing a Renegade run. As my Saints Row boss, Kara. (Doesn’t really look much like her, since it’s kinda hard to get that SR3/4 Sameface in ME, but I don’t have the patience to Mod Until Perfect anymore, so this’ll have to do. Bleached hair/pale lavender contacts/too much eyeliner is the basic Kara ‘look’ though so...close enough? I gotta say I’m totally proud of myself for nearly nailing the location of those two cheek moles without even looking a a ref though. Go me!) Kaidan’s comment pretty much sums up my thoughts on it so far--the renegade lines and actions are coming across way less like the Boss and way more like Shaundi. Renegade Shep is just SO GRUMPY Y’ALL.
The extra snark and punching is fun though!
(Also, my heart is pre-broken because I’ve already decided to Virmire Kaidan in this run so I can keep Ash for once...I am SO NOT READY FOR THIS ugh why can’t i just keep both and virmire liara instead or something *weeps*)
SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP.
This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.
“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh
Chaotic good
> me trying to flirt
Postin it b4 i head off to bed bc im dyin, but another kaidan done :-))
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Slope Point On the very southernmost tip of New Zealand’s South Island the barren cliffs overlooking the Southern Ocean are exposed to the savage winds, as are the rugged trees that cling atop them. They were planted by farmers to shield their flocks of sheep from the regular gale (known as the Roaring Forties, named by sailors after the latitude band in which they flow), and as you can see the trees grew into a wind shaped wave (in a similar process to ocean waves but at a very different timescale). The rocks forming the cliffs that the trees cling to are Jurassic land sediments, and fossils of a 180 million year old forest composed of tree ferns, cycads and trees resembling the current Kauri has been unearthed at Curio Bay nearby, also host to penguins and dolphins. Loz Image credit: !: Kerry Wolfe 2: Ben 3: Travel NZ CC license 4: Seth Mazow https://bit.ly/2Eu1CdM https://bit.ly/2uX6jgr https://bit.ly/2EuPoRS
yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.
wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.
america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.
im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon
english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.
‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.
the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.
what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?
english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*
american wizard: six beers
@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best
thank you my patronus is a monster truck
I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.
Variant: What with the International Statute of Secrecy being an international law, the American magical community suffered quite a bit at the hands of forcible attempts to make everyone conform to it, until anti-seclusionist magical forces got their hands on the sort of magics being used to hide the wizarding world from nonmagical society, and hid themselves and their communities from the magical government and its institutions.
That’s why Ilvermorny is “the only American wizarding school.” That’s why the American magical population feels like something the size of the British one pasted on something a couple orders of magnitude bigger. That’s why Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them is so white. That’s why nonmagical people have a persistent quiet willingness to believe in magic just enough to allow for the possibility of its existence, and fill their stories with it, and readily interact with the idea of it. It’s an elaborate homegrown smokescreen to hide hundreds of integrated magical communities from the magical community that demands magical communities keep themselves secret.
The forces behind the International Statute of Secrecy made themselves such an absolute nuisance that some 95% of the magical population of America stole their hide-from-the-muggles spells and locked them out of knowledge of their existence.
The International Wizarding Community: “You are now forbidden to let any nonmagical people know you exist.”
Six Gazillion American Wizarding Communities: *Jedi mind trick hand motions* “Fuck you, we don’t exist. Nothing to see here.”
The International Wizarding Community: “Looks like the problem’s been solved, I guess. Pip pip cheerio.”
Six Gazillion American Wizarding Communities And Their Muggle Friends: “OK I’mma cast Engorgio on my tires and invent Monster Trucking, hold my beer.”