Welcome To Chili’s

[faggottt]

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[tjdruid]

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[hand-face-chan]

Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"

[i-saw-your-chanel-boots]

Stay seated, not yeeted

[1-dum-bitch]

I can’t stop watching this 😂

[thessclexa]

Okay, this was fucking great. Wait for it. 🍔

[kpfun]

Rest in peace, Chadwick Boseman.

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

(November 29, 1976 – August 28, 2020)

[hyrude]

[cloudybakery]

Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic

[freshmoviequotes]

Addams Family Values (1993)

[the-absolute-best-posts]

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

[beanisle]

[linda-belcher-official]

This is just how gays talk

[valtsv]

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Quarantine gothic, or the utterly disconcerting image of a closed Waffle House

[pulmosan-deactivated20200908]

fuck.

[jennifersbod]

Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks

[twilightadd-ons]

[strangehunger]

[killowave]

[havoxel]

Alternatively

[starslightusupinthesky]

Omg you missed the best one

[guooey]

[isatigger13]

How my internet addiction started 

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]