I Am That I Am

Siren// 19 // they/it/he // lesboypuppything Lover of gross freaky queerness

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[puppygirl-daze]

When you reblog my posts it's like you're passing me around for all your friends to admire and toy with btw

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[byjove]

the awe on her little face, she just realized there is hope

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think a lot of people were raised being told that things are bad with no explanation as to why they’re bad and I don’t think I know enough about psychology to make any big statements about that

but anyways I think a lot of people see cheating on your partner as bad because they were just told that sex outside of your partner is bad or something but really cheating on your partner is bad because you had an agreement based on trust with them and you broke that trust so like why should they trust you with anything else now

[redstonedust]

i dont agree with outdoor cats but i gotta admit the fact me and my roommate can fondly talk about local cats like theyre our beloved neighbours is pretty cool. do i know any of the humans who live in my neighborhood? not particularly. do i know the little tuxedo cat with the pink collar who recognises the ice cream truck music and comes out to get pets from all the kids? of course they're a local celebrity to me.

[bunnyslittleland]

scared, traumatized tiny telling their cg “no” for the first time, expecting to be scolded and punished

x

cg who whispers “good job baby, im proud of you”, proud of them for setting boundaries when it’s so scary

[needyandannoying]

i love when someone looks like they’d never be into the things they’re into. like you’d never guess the person who makes your coffee every morning at starbucks is into petplay but they’re spending their hard earned barista money on a tail plug.

[s0u1less]

[pr3ttypunisherr]

i wish more people talked about the subs who struggle to cum and how much patient gentleness they need. the ones who get tears in their eyes from frustration, who start believing something’s fundamentally wrong with them. i love pulling them into my arms immediately, wrapping them up completely. “you’re okay, baby. you’re perfect. nothing is wrong.” the way they shake their head against me. “but i can’t—” “shh, sweetheart. your body isn’t broken. you’re not failing at anything.” holding them tighter, letting them feel how secure they are. “sometimes our bodies just don’t cooperate and that’s completely normal and okay.” stroking their hair gently, kissing their forehead. how they need specific reassurance about how i’m feeling. “are you getting tired?” and i pull back to look at them. “no, baby. i’m not tired at all.” cupping their face in both hands. “i’m not bored. i’m not frustrated. i’m enjoying every single moment of being close to you like this.” the way they search my eyes, looking for any sign i’m lying. “i mean it, sweetheart. truly.” how they need constant physical comfort… my hand in theirs, my arm around them, my forehead touching theirs. “what would feel good right now, baby? do you want to keep trying? do you want to stop? do you want to just be held?” giving them complete control, and the reassurance they need if they want to continue, going slower this time, gentler than before. “we’re going to go at your pace, okay sweetheart? you tell me what feels good.” checking in constantly with softer touches and softer words. “this okay, baby?” “still comfortable, sweetheart?” how they need reassurance that isn’t conditional on finishing. “you being here with me is enough, baby. you trusting me with your body is enough. whether you cum or not doesn’t change how much i love this, how much i love you.”

[averydesperatepuppy]

Nearly made me tear up. Puppy has a hard time having an orgasm especially when it’s someone besides her partner. I really did think something was wrong with me for a long time (and still get those feelings occasionally). It’s hard when I feel so happy and excited but my body and mind won’t relax.

Having reassurance like this really means the world to me. I need to know I’m still a good girl even if you don’t get to see me come this time.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this new trend of people pointing out inconsistencies and weird logic in video games out of love and interest instead of smart guy snark.

Like look at this waterfall. It’s flowing the wrong way. Isn’t that fascinating? Someone put that there. I like looking at it.

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist