i am a human

reblog blog. originals on @penelope-plural

[all-alters-can-fuck]

All alters who want to fuck can fuck!

Your brain is a human brain. Regardless of what you identify as or what you look like in the inner world.

Judging alters for having sex based on their mindform is inherently ableist.

[sophies-filter]

BTW, Dr. Michael Lifshitz refers to tulpamancy systems as "systems"

Just thought this part of a radnormal post was worth addressing...

(BTW, I never even cited anything by Kathy Steele.)

Dr. Michael Lifshitz in the AMA referring to "tulpa systems":

[bloodraven55]

new study finds that the health benefits of girls kissing may even include being able to regrow limbs. "that's just the sheer power of lesbianism at work," one doctor confirmed

[maimonidiva]

atheist atheist: İ don't believe in god because İ believe in dialectical materialism, which is incompatible with belief in god

religious atheist: İ don't believe in Gd because Hashem commands us to seek truth and dialectical materialism is truth

agnostic atheist: nobody knows why İ don't understand dialectical materialism

[newtsoftheworldunite]

may I offer:

atheist atheist: if dialectical materialism were true, good, or loving we would be in a classless utopia right now.

religious atheist: we need to believe harder in the principles of dialectical materialism and attend our cadre meetings to demonstrate that we're worthy to receive the classless utopia.

Evangelical atheist: a classless utopia can only result from converting all the workers of the world to correct dialectical materialism. And a crusade against the Trotskyist heretics.

Agnostic atheist: it's impossible to know if the outcome of the historical material dialectic will even be a classless utopia. nevertheless, one must imagine sisyphus happy.

[meadow-dot-7z]

Doesn't the religious atheist one happen in Disco Elysium

[ronrono-system]

shocking news: your favorite character from the media you enjoy in a very very healthy way turned out to be not only your current obsession but also a headmate!!!!

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[natalieironside]

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

[natalieironside]

In support of the humble varmint against all its various adversaries

[wyrmzone]

love this post so much i made a doodle about it

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[justalurkr]

"We attempted to deliver..."

Am I safe in assuming that if Amazon tells you a delivery attempt failed hours before its deadline and issues a refund it gave itself two to four days to complete in two to four hours, that delivery was

Destroyed in a wreck; or

Hijacked by impatient porch pirates?

I kind of want it to be impatient porch pirates so I can picture the Crystal Light blending gracelessly with the off-brand passata in someone's lap after they drop a box looking for salable goods.

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

napping is easy because your brain is connecting to the Sleep Server at low traffic hours for your region.

when everyone is trying to get on the Sleep Server during high traffic hours, night in your region, the lag is at its worst and many people can’t even connect to the server at all that’s why falling asleep at night is hard thank you for coming to my ted talk

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

[theseus-system]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

One thing I love about Babylon 5 is the idea that humans got out there into space and found out we were actually the least melodramatic motherfuckers in the galaxy.

Like okay, you've got the species whose rulers live their entire lives in a dark room with no furniture to symbolise their commitment. The people who directly equate hair circumference with social class and get super angry if all six of their penises aren't accurately depicted on an action figure. The reptilian marsupials who will force a guy to become the central prophet of a new religion whether he likes it or not. The celestial entities who are so obsessed with being mysterious they pretend they can't breathe normal air and wear fake spacesuits everywhere they go.

Even the minor species are like this. The Roswell grey type guys who literally communicate only in crop circles. The ancient beings who will make you wait four hours for them to answer a phone call and then just say "Zog" and hang up on you. The species that apparently consists solely of ten of the same guy, and every one of them starts every conversation with a comment about how much it sucks having a menial job.

Imagine being the first human to meet any of these. You would have to immediately go back to Earth and sign up for a series of Shakespearean improv workshops.

[vincentpriceofficial]

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[daughter-of-sapph0]

a lot of you think intersectionality means that privilege and marginalization cancel out like pemdas

[veliseraptor]

that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

[kitten-kin]

[leahazel]

F5 F5 F5

[kitten-kin]

… F5 F5 F5 F5F5F5F5F5

[transformativeworks]

[image description: a comic about a cat. The cat is sitting on a table that has “my platform” written on it. It has just pushed “fic” off of it, or according to the text, posted it. The second panels shows them five minutes later as they are leaning to the side to be able to look down. According to the text, it’s wondering: comints?

The next comic shows the cat who is bumping the fic with their paw once, with their whole body distanced and then between panels, it’s shown jumped back. On the last pannel they’re repeteadly bapping the fic with their paw in quick succession. end of description]