pupper

ain't the sharpest tool in the she'd

[nessa007]

ASDGHSDHKSFKXHJ

honestly

[probablyasocialecologist]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

READ. EVERY. WORD. OF. THIS. Account of a medical team out in St. Paul last night.

Link to original tweet thread.

[pissvortex]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

[1-hug-man]

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Didnt work

[twofacetoo]

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It was worse

[bprinny]

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

[ladyghirahim]

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

[engage-with-zorp]

I majored in gif making.

[merrymishas-blog]

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

[ambiguousrambles]

[casbean]

But you lost all your friends

[seiuchi-bf]

and your eyesight 

[jethrocane]

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

[space-bones-official]

Iconic

[bunjywunjy]

what the fuck I literally have not seen this post in 8 years

[everythingfox]

Good and pure

[akiba-june]

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[hellsite-yano]

This rhymes

[goweninsane]

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

[charlesoberonn]

Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.

[demilypyro]

This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun

[gearholder]

Crossbow

[demilypyro]

Blocked

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Glocked

[uselessfanboy]

/In a dildo shop/

Yennefer: Do you know which one you want?

Sabrina: I want the red one.

Yennefer: It’s a fucking fire extinguisher you whore.

[happifying-things]

[drtanner]

BABY OH NO

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

this gets funnier each time he does it i’m dyin

[stimman3000]

.

[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[princessofbadassery]

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

[catchymemes]

[organomiembro]

[fuckoe]

What does this have to do with mom death

[sugarmountainspring]

This guy killed my mom at the store

[chocolatequeennk]

Happy 18th birthday to the bestest kitty in the whole wide world! Now, I think it’s time for Chunky Monkey ice cream.

PS: the best pic.

@mostlycatsmostly