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[vrtlkm]

Also known as the Epstein class.

[bloogers-boogers]

Charlie: everybody get a cupcake!

Lucifer: *points at Michael* not you.

Lucifer: *points at Gabriel* JUST one.

Gabriel: *frowns*

Charlie: dad! Don’t be mean.

Lucifer: what? Cupcakes are full of sugar. Sugar is like rabies for angels. *points at Michael* and that bitch can explode if given sprinkles.

Angel Dust: *blinks while slowly backing away from Michael*

Gabriel: rabies is a bit exaggerated to describe it.

Lucifer: you want to give Mike a cupcake then?

Gabriel: *pause*

Gabriel: I didn’t say that either.

Lucifer: just eat your ONE cupcake and stop being gluttonous about it.

Lucifer: *then indifferently glances at Raphael* you can have two.

Gabriel: what? Why does he *points at Raph* get TWO cupcakes?

Raphael: I don’t want the cupcakes, you can have them.

Lucifer: don’t encourage it.

Uriel: how many cupcakes can I have?

Gabriel: you don’t have to ask him, he’s not your dad.

Lucifer: *smirks* you can have how many as you like.

Gabriel: now you’re just trying to piss me off.

Lucifer: I said what I said. My domain, my rules.

Charlie: inside my hotel *gives her dad a glaring look* you behave.

Lucifer: …

Lucifer: fine.

[zilentangels]

Pretty Angel 🍎✨

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[black-girl-against-feminism]

When you throw shade in a documentary

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

[toskarin]

what?? no

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

[toskarin]

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

[pink-thing-enjoyer]

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

[toskarin]

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

[toskarin]

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

[for-the-urizen]

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

[toskarin]

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Tinea pellionella genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Case-bearing clothes moth

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[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that

[turtlefordestiel]

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

[toskarin]

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

[olyrik]

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

[toskarin]

you just leave

[bigolechompers]

i love the amount of people just Not Gettibg The Joke here

[cheetochild989]

I think the first few people were just taking the chance to infodump whilst playing into the bit but I still find it hilarious that it turned into

OP: Your honor, if I may...

nuh-uh.

Natural Disaster side of Tumblr: THE HECK YOU MEAN NUH-UH???

(OP then proceeded to lean back in their lawnchair while an entire faction of tumblr I coincidentally happen to be a part of erupts (hehe) into chaos, sipping a smug beverage all the while)

[fruityculture]

Every day i think about those black musicians whose songs were made into covers by white people and now everyone thinks that these are the originals. Youtube comment sections are full of people like "is this what it feels like to find out you're adopted?" instead of celebrating and promoting the original creators of the songs.

[fruityculture]

Gloria Jones - Tainted Love

Little Eva - Loco-Motion

Martha & The Vandellas - Dancing in the Streets

James Ray - I've Got My Mind Set On You

Big Mama Thornton - Hound Dog

Robert Knight - Everlasting Love

Erma Franklin - Piece of My Heart

The Family - Nothing Compares 2 U (written by Prince)

The Supremes - You Can't Hurry Love

The Supremes - Keep Me Hanging On

[fruityculture]

The Top Notes - Twist and Shout

Lord Creator - Kingston Town

The Paragons - Tide is High

Commodores - Easy

And here's an entire playlist with songs by black artists covered by The Rolling Stones:

[theconcealedweapon]

[yourordinarycat]

if you are in the united states you cannot choose to stand at a location

[twinklestarss]

The Legend of Vox Machina (3x08)

Bonus: the image of himself the matron keeps showing him.

[verypersuasiveviksy]

Hey. I really need help. Really dont wanna live in this country or house for much longer. There are people who need your help much more than me, but if you wanna help a trans girlie out a little bit it would be a big help.

Donate to Help me evacuate the USA and live with my partner of 7 years, organized by Veneli Sabata

My name is Veneli Sabata. I'm raising funds to move to Canada… Veneli Sabata needs your support for Help me evacuate the USA and live with m

[almondcroissantsandink]

silver tongue

[afriblaq]

Most people don’t even know her name. Alice Parker is her name. Back in 1919, she created and patented a gas powered heating system when most homes were still using fireplaces and coal stoves. She imagined heating an entire home safely, with different rooms warmed individually instead of relying on one fire source. Even though her system wasn’t fully used back then, her ideas are the reason modern central heating and zoning exist today. That’s Black history. That’s legacy.

[cutecipher]

Did a little digging and found an article talking about her in as much detail as the researcher could find including images from the patent she filed and which discusses how black scientists are often hidden or forgotten:

What we know about Alice Parker, a ‘hidden figure’ in modern heating

Beyond mistaken identity and misattributed invention, huge gaps remain in the history of Alice Parker. Here's what one reporter’s research u

[thememedaddy]

[sealdev]

love you mom

[daylightsavingcrime]

[Image description: a close-up photograph of a light grey baby seal licking the face of am adult seal on the beach. The adult seal is sticking its tongue out. End ID]

[goddamnshinyrock]

tamora pierce was such a legend for writing magical birth control into her YA fantasy books. they’re not perfect in every respect (what is?) but she REALLY got that bit right.

[specialagentartemis]

Trump says he won't sign any bills until SAVE America Act passes

The legislation faces an uphill battle in the Senate.

Deep fucking sigh. The SAVE America Act, or the voting rights overhaul that restricts mail-in voting and voter registration, requires presentation of a passport or birth certificate to register and a state ID at the polls, and now Trump wants to throw in anti-trans stuff just because, is in the Senate, and it's unpopular even with Republicans.

You know what you need to do. US citizens, call your Senators. ESPECIALLY if they're Republican. Republicans are balking and your voice is crucial to get them to stand strong.

Always remember: if voting didn't change anything, they wouldn't be trying so hard to make it illegal.

[protectthecitizens]

Oppose the SAVE America Act - PASSED HOUSE (UPDATED 2/11) ⭑ 5 Calls

Updates February 11, 2026: The House has passed the SAVE America Act by a vote of 218-213; Rep. Cuellar (D-TX) was the lone vote that crosse

AS ALWAYS:

-Calling your reps takes less than five minutes

-5calls autoconnects you and provides a quick, easy to deliver script

-They usually don't pick up you can just leave a quick voicemail

-If you really don't want to talk to someone call at night

-They HAVE to listen to you, you can stutter, stumble, misspeak, cough, whatever

-You only have to provide your first and last name and zipcode

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[luulapants]

If you're in the US, now is a great time to talk to the young people in your life about the US military:

The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend.

The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do.

The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder.

The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying.

The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying.

The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying.

The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.

Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order.

The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you.

If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today.

You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them.

The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.

Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources.

Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job.

Veterans' benefits suck these days.

Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones.

The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer.

The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting.

A lot can change in four years.