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Aarne | Finland | 30s | BITCH BEANS [they/he] Hello I'm Aarne and I'm the stupidest bitch alive and world-renowned gay and trans catboy connoisseur. Please don't follow the blog if you are under 18.

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[cuteness--overload]

[ollypuro]

Spells of Mistria: Caldarus' Blessing 001: Full Restore

002: Summon Rain

[spikelleberrygin]

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 21 hours 34 minutes

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[dagenssvenska]

till er alla:

[ketunperse]

teille kaikille:

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Voting ended onJul 20

[satorugojowidow]

part two

all above

my colonizer didn't make it to the semifinals lol

Voting ended onJul 20

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[mutant-distraction]

After the excitement of feeding time, the lion cubs settle down with round, full bellies and sleepy eyes.

📸 Tendai Moyo

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[kamenotaku]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

[birdhug]

i like them..

[hollowedskin]

I say this to myself whenever I’m thinking really hard.

It doesn’t help

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[kezrekade]

Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden... Have fun, open your mind, & don't give away answers! 💕) Image on Bluesky~

[tsukkilatte]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone