Hello Shooting Star

Hi my name is Danielle and I need to shut the fuck up This blog is part kpop part memes really

[imhomebyminho-deactivated201909]

beethoven listening the legendary album “want” by taemin and taking notes, oil on canvas, 1819

[jaubaius]

No way out

[jackironsides]

(I highly recommend that you unmute)

[ancient-rome-au]

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

so Rumspringa is the time in an Amish person’s life as a teen/young adult when they are encouraged to experiment with non-Amish stuff and I know in shows and movies it’s all like sex and drugs, but in real life it’s usually like learning to drive & going to movie theatres & like playing video games. Anyway my hometown is surrounded by a lot of amish communities so I know a lot of Amish ppl and it’s pretty normal to talk to someone who’s in rumspringa so whatever. Usually they wear non Amish clothing etc.

But last fall while I was in town I went to petco and while I was outside waiting for my friends to check out I saw an Amish girl who Had to be just getting into Rumspringa still in her Amish dress, bonnet, shoes, etc., walk up to some guys vaping outside the store and with the utmost confidence say “hey can I do that,”

And they were so mystified they were just like “uh. Yes. Absolutely.” And she hit their vape and looked super considerate for a moment and then said “hm. Nah. Thanks” and walked away.

I think about this a lot. The confidence. The resolution.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the alternative is she was NOT in rumspringa hence her dress and was just Ike “you know what. I wanna see what vaping’s all about.” Equally good.

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

superm as text posts

[ampervadasz]

[bog-sucker69]

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*

[goodobservationshirley]

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

[lezziemanville]

I dont know what this is but I want to be on it.

[profeminist]

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel: The French Lesbian Eiffel Tower Murder Mystery Period Costume Drama of Color in Which ZERO Lesbians Die that You’ve Been Waiting For

[voidbat]

ZERO LESBIANS DIE??

[injuries-in-dust]

The description for this show just ticked all the boxes for what I want in a show. Including a couple I didnt know existed.

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[fagsystem]

OW

[aurosoul]

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

[thee-lament-deactivated20260510]

Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul

[aurosoul]

……… I am the artist

[spacemancharisma]

wanted to share my favorite tiktok

[headspace-hotel]

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

[notvoid]

[roguerobi]

Okay so my favorite thing about this that kinda gets lost in translation is that the word ガーリックトースト is read as “gaarikku tousuto” which means the final お is just an extension of the last sound

TL;DR In English this tweet would just be

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GARLIC TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[pearsonaes]

[shinjis]

[yummydirt]

[hotwngz]

[memescomedy]

[nymphaticc]

[doctorguilty]

mutuals meet me in the exhaustion funnel 

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

[petrop92]

10/10

[unalaq]

thanks guys i just got the WORST idea for a post

[unalaq]

kazuko