Wulfbyte

20/male/gay/Alberta, Canada Just the daily ramblings of a small town fur going to school in the big city. No real theme, just stuff I find interesting. Feel free to ask me anything. Current profile pic by @VictoryDanceOfc on Twitter.

[hetalia-ahoy]

Not to brag but our cosplayers

are fucking amazing.

Not to mention our fan artists

are extremely talented

and their works are absolutely

inspiring.

And the show/webcomic itself

brings a ‘togetherness’

like no other.

It shows the world that no one is alone

and we’re all brothers and sisters

at the end of the day.

And no matter how often there is conflict

be it countries with their political problems

or just best friends trying to sort things out

It will always resolve

and come right back to being

Caring

Carefree

Accepting

And just plain silly!

It teaches us about culture

And history

and how to respect it.

This is a fandom that is

Remarkably

Positively

Extraordinarily

Perfect.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[thebestoftumbling]

Corgi on a Carousel

[everquest92]

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

[ryandevon]

This is the cutest thing omg

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

I love this.

[cycirish]

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

[ithelpstodream]

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

[catchymemes]

[spinals]

Industrial designer Andrew Kim has created a new Coke bottle concept that could significantly change the sodamaker’s footprint. For every 4 bottles currently shipped, the square bottle design could ship 6. This means every shipping container could hold 4,000 more bottles of Coke. Kim also considered that Americans use 2 million plastic bottles every 5 minutes, so he made the bottle itself green. It is  100% plant based, made entirely from sugar cane byproducts. Which is amusing since Coke hasn’t been made from sugar since 1985 (via Jerry James Stone)

[krawps]

 this looks so fucking cool please use this design

[tyrianprinceofrage]

BITTE!! ;^;

[lynnora-v]

I’m gonna be real here. I’m actually excited to see these designs and have great desire to see it in reality. Why? It looks futuristic and appeasing to the eyes.

The bottles has changed before, it can change now. I’m all in favor of having new bottles like this.

[mathylibrarian]

YOU COULD SET THEM ON THEIR SIDES IN THE FRIDGE AND THEY WOULDN’T ROLL

[lesbianrey]

good job everyone

[jturn]

we’re doing great guys keep it up

[rowdyholtzy]

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

[patrickat]

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[anarch-witch]

[floridaoranges]

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

[pleafromacatnamedvirtue]

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Styrofoam

Not a DM, but this was too amazing to not submit. For context, our D&D game is done over discord and the tiefling is a wild mage and the chance of a spell surge is 25% (5 or below on a d20); also the DM is rolling the wild magic surges on a fun d10,000 table we found.

DM: Alright [Wild Mage]! You’re first!

[Wild Mage]: I run around [the Cleric]. (Wild mage then checks which attacks would be most effective in fighting the water elemental and then sighs): Alright, I wanna cast a spell.

DM (elated): YES! Which spell do you cast?!

[Wild Mage]: Can I cast hold person on this thing?

DM: Sure, why not.

[Wild Mage]: (rolls a 5)

DM: (cackles maniacally and rolls a d10,000)

The entire party goes dead quiet. The DM mutters for a second, and then goes silent. The DM then proceeds to knock something off of his desk in surprise and possible anger, followed by him dropping from the call. He rejoins a few minutes later, and in a broken voice says:

“All stone within 160 yards turns into styrofoam. The water elemental slips through the porous floor. You just killed the first boss within firing a single shot. The session is over.”

The whole D&D group cracked up dying of laughter and it was an overall good night.

[teaboot]

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep

[teaboot]

“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next

[teaboot]

It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? A dog with a muscular disease.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Snake.

What disappears when you say it’s name? my brother when it’s his turn to get the trash

[skyykkeli]

I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles

[teaboot]

Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour

[deaf-fellas-partner]

This is the real way how ravenclaws get into their rooms

[gilalevana]

The secret to the ravenclaw riddles is that you don’t actually need to know “the answer”, you just need to be able to defend the answer you give.

[legisaskerator]

that’s the definition of being an English major

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[hugealienpie]

And your tuba

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[siren-singing]

@starrtoon LOOK AT THE DRAWING

[everythingfox]

Hello Peasant

[mikedawwwson]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

[ulibeanzz]

coming of age checklist:

✔️get gay and/or trans

✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually

✔️unlearn gov propaganda

✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends