Pretty Much Dead

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[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

[aconfusedbird]

let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)

pros:

it’s gender neutral

you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician

you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)

cons:

????

[kittenesque-blog]

it makes sense since, from what i’m aware, everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[kdramastuff]

[viridiandruid]

What a power move

[teuer]

“hold your horses”

[wicked-honktraband]

@watchmewhipwatchmeneighneigh

[vwhatarehorns]

im reblogging this again, because it describes @steamwright-extraordinaire and me so damned much.

[vwhatarehorns]

i dont like using this, but, if ewveryone is flocking ovwer here, i might as vwell. 

[steamwright-extraordinaire]

@vwhatarehorns - … Is that why our freezer is full of these equestrianble “chicken nuggets”?

[vwhatarehorns]

babe, the kids like to eat them, too. and sollux.

[incorrect-outsiders-quotes]

*Ponyboy reading Johnny’s letter*

“You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a greaser. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

[scarlettjane22]

30 Fascinating and Interesting Facts About Horses

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[vwhatarehorns]

@steamwright-extraordinaire

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

[vwhatarehorns]

@steamwright-extraordinaire

[vwhatarehorns]

tfw you want to make a new RP blog but already have 5 you haven't touched for months

[steamwright-extraordinaire]

@vwhatarehorns - Ah… I… Mare or less wasn’t being literal…

[vwhatarehorns]

i knowv. i vwas being playful.

[fortitsngiggles]

Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

[vwhatarehorns]

babe, im going to go out to home depot, and buy as many bricks as our horribly parental looking minivwan can carry. immediately.

[everythingrhymeswithalcohol]

By Shala Kerrigan

AUs for my muse

Send my muse one of the following, and they’ll respond as a…

☢ evil version of my muse  ✿ good version of my muse ◕ older version of my muse ◔ younger version of my muse ♀ gender bent version of my muse ♚ medieval version of my muse ☆ futuristic version of my muse ♞ animal version of my muse ☁ god version of my muse ♈ body swapped version of my muse with yours

[steamwright-extraordinaire]

@vwhatarehorns O-oh… Um… I didn’t realize you w001d find that offensive… I’m sorry…

[vwhatarehorns]

oh my god, babe, it vwas a joke. i vwas using human sarcasm. i dont find that offensivwe at all. its funny, in actuality.

[steamwright-extraordinaire]

Ha ha… Of course… Um… …I think I have bruises from earlier today… C001d you… Take a 100k?

[vwhatarehorns]

bruises? um, yeah, i dont knowv howv, you vwould havwe gotten any, though.

[steamwright-extraordinaire]

W-what? You sh001d definitely know… I mean… Earlier… …Wait… Are you being sarcastic again?

[vwhatarehorns]

no! im just thinking that, you knowv, your skin, there, vwould be fairly strong, so, I couldn't really cause any damage, no matter vwhat I do.