Pretty sure they’re nocturnal
Can tell you when the next full moon is by memory and also what stage it’s in now
How do they have time to plan all of this???
Publish worthy book of shadows
“Actually, historically that means…”
None of these pots or jars should fit in this room??? How are you filling them???
“How are you feeling? Here I made tea.”
Warns you before planets go retrograde
Probably knows your full natal chart (but you’re pretty sure you never told them your birthday???)
No one needs all of these essential oils
Somehow knows lots of other local witches
Posts amazing witchy photos
Will curse you if you hurt their friends
Ownss literally the nicest Ouija board you have ever seen in your life
Will murder you for disrespecting their familiar(s)
Tag yourself, I’m Lunar Witch