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you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app
literally my dad
bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
It's super-ironic that, the reason why there's such an opening for Aldi in the US, is that in the late 90s Walmart massively expanded throughout the rural US, stayed JUST Long enough to leverage it's market-power to drive the local groceries out of business by undercutting their prices, then pulled tf out and left those communities having to drive HOURS to shop at regional walmart super-centers.
It's ALSO super-ironic that one of the reasons Aldi DECIDED to expand to the US is that Walmart TRIED THE SAME SHIT in the German market during the 00s and 10s, got slapped down by Germany actl ENFORCING it's corporate fair-play and labor-protection laws, then Aldi looked at how Walmart operates and decided to "Bitch, you live like this???" to the US XD XD XD
Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me
thinking about the “foogoo state” post
this one
sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever
(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.
i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard
this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.
hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.
holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order
it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!
inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK
self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there
everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet