Was too lazy to do a bunch of individual memes for each series, so here’s one giant meme with quotes from all of them. Some of these have been slightly altered to take out specific names and/or make them more generic. Feel free to send in for my muse’s reaction.
“You have failed this omelet.”
“I just watched a half-man half-shark take on the fastest man alive. I love this city!”
“Congratulations. You have the wit of a youtube comment.”
“I think the seam was starting to split.”
“Nobody breaks up my family, you son of a bitch!”
“No offense, but I never met a building I couldn’t break into.”
“Because I like men. And I like women.”
“A jedi craves not these things… No one’s feeling that quote.”
“I didn’t get to where I am by running and hiding from a fight.”
“You two have each other. Most people, in any time period, aren’t that lucky.”
“You guys are like 10 seasons of Ross and Rachel but smushed into one year.”
“I’m from East London. Oh, and the future.”
“What kind of tool steals a yellow Humvee?”
“I’m not a murderer. I’m a force of nature. A servant of fate. I enable destiny.”
“If you can’t kill your enemy, weaken him. If you can’t cut off his head, take his heart.”
“I want a wife to grow old with. And a kid. And I don’t want them to wonder all the time if their dad is in trouble. ”
“If we have the power to change the world, don’t you think we have the power to change our own fate?”
“You’re lucky he didn’t knock out your teeth. THose puppies don’t grow back.”
“I was always too good at forgiving myself. You were never good enough.”
“To run a corporation is not the same as ruling a country.”
“I don’t believe in fat. I believe in choices.”
“We go out for one lousy drink and you guys somehow manage to pick a fight with Bobba Fett.”
“I have tried everything I can think of. Last night I helped a family assemble their Ikea table. It’s still not enough.”
“If there’s one thing pirates love more than treasure, it’s a good story.”
“In my defense, they were happily corrupted.”
“He fights for justice and he cares about this city which is no different than any other officer here as far as I’m concerned. ”
“Living is not for the weak.”
“You and I, we’ve been through too much together to let each other down now. Please, let me help you.”
“You’re the best person I ever knew. You may not think you’re a hero, but you’re a hero to me.”
“Sometimes I want to repay that violence with more violence. I wanna make someone hurt as much as I do.”
“In order to live, we must keep daring.”
“I hearby christen this building as the bomb.”
“More drinking, less feeling.”
“All four of you standing there doing nothing, you look like the attractive yet non threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show.”
“Alright? We’ve been kidnapped!”
“Usually I find the person and then I put the fear of God into them until they talk. But we can try your way.”
“We all have regrets. But we can’t undo the things we’ve done.”
“You know us billionaire vigilantes, we do love our toys.”
“If I’m going to be a hero and prove to everyone that I know what I’m doing, I’m gonna need practice. Start small, get better.”
“I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there.”
“Finally, I realized some people are just bad. But you can learn to protect yourself.”
“We might want to rethink that whole “we screw up things for the better” motto.“
"We fight to live as long as we can. That’s the only way to live and to be able to live with yourself.”
“That film is surpisingly scientifically accurate.”
“To quote every ‘Star Wars’ movie ever made, I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“I’ll take a nightmare that’s real over a dream that’s a lie.”
“If you want to harness your power, you need to learn to control your fear.”
“We only break the rules to help people.”
“Somebody once told me that secrets have weight. The more you keep, the harder it is to keep moving.”
“It turns out at the end of the day, love is worth the risk. None of us can do this alone.”
“Get me a salad for lunch. I don’t care what kind as long as it has a cheeseburger on top.”
“There’s something about me that for most of my life, I’ve run from it. But last night, I embraced who I am and don’t want to stop.”
“I have no interest in this being a fair fight.”
“Say, didn’t I kidnap you once?”
“Really? We’re trying to save the world and you’re lifting wallets?”
“(S)he’s the kind of girl/boy that you take home to your parents, and I am the kind you take to an exorcism.”
“We protected the humans of this city by killing a monster.”
“You can’t change the things you did. But you can change what you become.”
“You have failed this city.”
“Call security. I haven’t seen eyes that crazy since I had fondue with Ramona Singer.”
“Do you remember when you told me you had nothing left to teach me? I guess you had one final lesson. How to be a cold son of a bitch.”
“I’ll go get the alien. You get the girl.”
“I have a feeling she’ll want to hyphenate.”
“It’s not a big deal, I got into a fight. I thought you’d be proud of me. I went for the nose, just like you told me.”
“They are mostly a jerk. But every once and a while, they could be a dick.”
“You’re joking. You’re working with the man who threatened to kill my entire family?”
“I’ve spent my whole life searching for the impossible. Never imagining that I would become the impossible.”
“Your goodness is your strength.”
“Having a nemesis is stressful.”
“How can you speak 6 languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?”
“Forgive me, but to me, you’ve been dead for centuries.”
“I’m sorry; I didn’t realize being a fake lawyer was more interesting than getting revent on the bastard that kill them.”
“Great things are never easy.”
“Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.”
“Well, that’s what I am. I’m very boring and really normal.”
“You could have just used the door.”
“Out of everyone you could’ve picked to rob, you picked me?”
“If we make the wrong move in here, these cuffs are gonna be the least of our worries.”
“Not every hero wears a mask. Some heroes save the day in the simplest of ways. By just being there for us, or letting us know we’re believed in.”
“There’s no bravery without fear.”
“You’re on fire! You don’t seem that bothered by the fact that you’re on fire.”
“Your choice insisted I not walk around your house naked, so I found one of your dresses. You’re out of milk.”
“Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night.”
“Well, research skills are kind of a superpower.”
“They are the objective just not the priority. Not this time.”
“No hero can save everyone, but a real hero never stops trying.”
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