l'esprit de l'escalier

L'esprit de l'escalier: the feeling you get when you leave a conversation and think of all the things you should have said.

[orientas]

[hijabiflexual-deactivated202408]

Me discussing how a bi man is the perfect man for me cause like… what is there not to love? There is the fact that they will understand my sexuality only second to a bisexual woman, most bi men I’ve seen are comfortable in their gender expression and not afraid to be cute and have some damn fun in the way that straight men are not. The point is bisexual men are perfect.

[ophxis-deactivated20190318]

I support this message.

[only1eu]

Finally, an appreciation post for my team

[oracleofthenorth]

SHOUT THIS FROM EVERY ROOFTOP!

[t-rew]

ayyyyyyye

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[africanaquarian]

me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

[indicativeof-sideways-escalation]

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

[blacktabs]

[aimlessme]

This is an amazing sequence

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[obscurelocalstranger]

[myshipssank]

i resent being able to understand this post

[animatedtext]

requested by  theelegantlyirrational

[awed-frog]

“Capitalism does not permit an even flow of economic resources. With this system, a small privileged few are rich beyond conscience, and almost all others are doomed to be poor at some level. That’s the way the system works. And since we know that the system will not change the rules, we are going to have to change the system.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[parakeet]

if youve never eaten a lychee and you dont try one when you get the chance you’re a little bitch. try new things sometimes. live a little. god

[shirt-haver]

Fuck lychees they are the worst of all the fruits

[parakeet]

see this is what someone who tries things looks like. determined. outspoken. knows what they like and what they don’t, unlike the rest of yall. whether you enjoy the ‘chee is neither here nor there. whats important is that you tried something new. thats what living is about, lads.

[where-its-always-sunny]

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[recklessadventures]

Me & @janeaustenfightclub

[swarnpert]

thoughts on being gay?

recommend

[householdgeckos]

Return of the Persian smile.

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch