I Wanna Be A Cowboy, Baby

Queer, masc, Trek fan It's still the 80s/90s in my head. WalkinAfterMidnight on AO3 Minors, Terfs and bigoted dickheads DNI.

[walkinaftermidnight3]

Hey 💚

Intro post. Better late than never?

Name: WalkinAfterMidnight or Midnight is fine, or any username variation. WAM might get you a George Michael ref, Walkin will probably get you Christopher Walkin.

Pronouns: Most people use she/her but, fuck I dunno, pick whatever you think fits me best.

Age: Over 35 and under 45, but I look over 25 and under 35 so it’s fine.

Sexuality: Absolutely none of my business, let’s say Queer with predominant Sapphic leanings

General vibe: Slightly off-kilter, adhd likely audhd, dry humour, a little too cocky, flirtatious idiot, a bit nsfw, sorta jacked intellectual heartthrob (ah, there’s the cockiness), don’t take me too seriously :)

What I post: Depends on mood; Star Trek, shitposts, stupid stuff I think of or happens to me, anything I find funny, occasional thirst traps to motivate me to keep working out. This is an 18+ blog, minors DNI.

ao3: WalkinAfterMidnight

❤️ Likes

➛ Star Trek (most of it but major love for Voy), Wynonna Earp, Lexx, MST3K/Rifftrax, The X-Files

➛ Women in Star Trek, specifically B’Elanna Torres, my adoration for her was rekindled during a rewatch a year or so ago and now I’m feral again. Closely followed by Seven, Janeway, Kira, Uhura, Michael Burnham and Philippa Georgiou. There’s more but they came to mind first.

➛ Scifi, Horror, Fantasy generally

➛ Shitty action movies, usually made by The Cannon Group (Ninja 3: The Domination is a good example) and/or staring big name 80s action guys like Arnie

➛ Working out…wait…do I like working out? I do it but I’m not always happy about it...

➛ Writing. Mostly romantic smutty little fics.

➛ Flirting; can’t seem to help it if someone matches my energy. I just like flirting with someone with good banter and I love a double entendre or stupid risqué pun.

➛ Music, so many genres. I love synthwave/electronic, jazz, soul, blues, country, rock, dance, techno, pretty much everything. Except musical theatre. Can’t stand it. Happy for those who do but it ain’t for me.

💔 Dislikes

➛ Terfs, racists, homophobes, general bigoted dickheads of that nature. This is not a safe space for them.

✍️ Hobbies

➛ Fanfic - Mostly ST: VOY, specifically B’Elanna x Seven

➛ Fanart - occasional

➛ Working out - mainly lifting weights, but also yoga and hiking

➛ Art, crafting

➛ Woodworking; I used to work in construction, I’m good with my hands...

➛ Reading; a lot of ST VOY books lately but also Dungeon Crawler Carl, classics, poetry (Seamus Heaney, Metaphysicals, Catullus), sapphic romance

➛ Gaming, mainly Nintendo and retro, some PS5

Tags I’m trying to use to categorise stuff but we’ll see if I remember:

#Midnight Thirst Trap - pics of me, not necessarily thirst traps, probably thirst traps

#Midnight Thoughts - random things that cross my mind

#Midnight Fanfic - relating to fanfic I write

#Midnight Writing - my original (non-fanfic) writing

#Midnight Fanart - relating to fanart I make

#Midnight Books - books I’m reading/have read

#Midnight Gym - relating to working out

Anything else, ask, but messages from non-mutuals that are vague or nothing more than “Hey” or “Hi” etc will be ignored.

Similarly, hate messages are an instant block. I won't even read the full thing, your opinion is insignificant.

[walkinaftermidnight3]

I have fucked up so bad; I have a deadline next week that I completely erased from memory. I have done literally NOTHING for this and it's a workshop I'm teaching at a larger event. I have today to plan and prep everything.

I. Am. So. Fucked.

[ansonmount]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER Critical Care | 7x05

[ewebie]

#shout out to janeway who like vulcan french kissed on the bridge#and shout out to tuvok who went with it

[foone]

Tuvok & Janeway are the kind of friends who can just make out with each other for a scheme and it means nothing to them.

And Tuvok is so ride or die for Janeway that he’ll do it without protest, despite how:

1. He doesn’t want to make out in public. He’s a reserved Vulcan man, damn it!

2. He’s MARRIED

3. He’s a telepath from a race that tries to suppress emotions and act from logic, and he’s having to get a head full of JANEWAY, who is… Very much not a calm emotionless person. He probably has to take the mental equivalent of a long shower every time she pulls this kind of trick and fills his head with her nonsense.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[warchiefwindrunner]

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

[lucy-harker]

SUSPIRIA (1977) dir. Dario Argento

[walkinaftermidnight3]

Looking for synonyms for a fic line and found some hilarious options.

Could’ve ended up with something reading “I’m just gonna bung this in your front-bottom.”

[walkinaftermidnight3]

Writing smut in the public library like the good lord intended.

[dollfairy]

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

[cherishedproperty]

Can’t let a piece of gold like that stay in the tags.

[ryanthedemiguy]

[ID: tumblr tag that says "it does get around"]

[dykecinema]

Me about multiple women: this is the most beautiful woman in the world

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[konohahater]

goood morning

[konohahater]

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

[walkinaftermidnight3]

Somebody in the car park just cheerily said hello to me, by name, he obviously knew me...and I haven't a fucking clue who he is...just had to pretend and say hello back.

Went to a different store...he was in the fucking car park there, so once again I had to do the awkward wave/hello

Mate...who the fuck are you???

[walkinaftermidnight3]

I will refrain from dancing around empty supermarket aisles to Christina Aguilera

[walkinaftermidnight3]

There might be thunderstorms today so of course I'm going out in sleeveless t-shirt and shorts. Good plan.

[d-layan]

i’m a sucker for deep talks, i wanna know what makes you, you