walking contradiction

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[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[squilf]

most depictions of a trickster god are like. a really suave, tall man in a suit who is dangerous and can trap you with riddles. but i think the closest thing we have to a trickster god on earth is bob mortimer

[snails-in-my-mouth]

Discuss

[aidaughter]

this is so lynchian

[decadent-trans-girl]

this is so cute

[warmcoals]

me and the girlies losing our boundaries and coalescing after one iddly widdly bong rip

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

Edit: Oh. The fake kid's book is... dark.

[milliekr]

GO hot take apparently

Imagine finding out you have 90 minutes to tie up a love story that's developed over thousands of years. You create something beautifully in character and completely on point for the plot. You pay homage to the original writer's legacy in a fitting and poetic way and create an ending that not only shows the depth of two people's love for each other but the wider love they have for the thing that brought them together in the first place.

And then you go online to find the loudest outcry is that everyone hates it and "THEY DIDN'T EVEN KISS!"

I feel sorry for people who didn't get anything out of that stunning finale.

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[femmenietzsche]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[displeasedfrog]

[official-penis-posts]

[poorunfortunatesolanin]

Had a dream the other night that a huge pair of hands came down from the clouds and handed me a dvd copy of Monty Python And The Holy Grail and bellowed out something along the lines of “your life has been forever changed by the greatest movie ever created, spread the film as I did to you.”

I have never seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, or hell any Monty Python in general.

I don’t know what this means.

Help.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I think it means that you have to watch it

[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[aquariumdrinker]

Toronto men discover devastating effects of the caffeine molecule before annual christmas parade

[ratuszarsenal]

I really fuck with these arabic logos of ikea stylised to look like little house interiors

[comedycentral]

Here are all of the posters from the Catching a Vandal segment on tonight’s Nathan For You.

Try to resist the temptation to draw penises on them and post them as photo replies.

[daughter-of-sapph0]