jade🤘🏼

100% bias wrecked | 23 y/o

[veryluckyclovers]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[lesibab-deactivated20180324]

WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????

[rebvodkaramirez]

Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games

[moonballspls122]

Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!

[slavicularz]

I am terrified mind you

[smokestackenrgy]

Oh…well…double and give it to the next person

[puffmamaa]

every time.

[save-the-child-qais]

My baby Qais may die now because his wound has dangerously expanded, and his blood level has dropped to 7, the lowest a human can survive. I will not forgive anyone who scrolls past and keeps browsing without sharing my post 😔💔.

[save-the-child-qais]

Doctors say Qais needs urgent surgery and treatment, but I cannot afford any of it. Every minute without help pushes him closer to death. Please donate now—your support could save his life.

[save-the-child-qais]

I am a mother screaming into the silence, begging strangers to care. Do not let Qais become another number. Share his story, donate now, and help give my child a chance to live.

Gofundme - Vetted#679

[save-the-child-qais]

Donations are almost nonexistent, just like Qais’s blood now. His body is emptying while time runs out fast. Please, I am begging you—donate immediately before his fragile heart gives up.

[save-the-child-qais]

I refresh the page and see nothing change—no donations, no rescue, only Qais growing weaker in my arms. Please don’t let silence decide his fate. Donate now and help me keep my child alive.

[save-the-child-qais]

Every hour without help drains more life from Qais. His breathing is shallow, his eyes tired, his body fighting alone. I am begging you—please donate now. Your help could be the breath he needs to survive.

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[boymoder-eunuch]

The loneliest girl in the world would like to message you for about 15 minutes and then ghost you forever

[jackkdaniels]

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

[electricpentacle]

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

[underthehedge]

It's rude to come into my house and assault me like that and some day I may or may not have my revenge. But mark my words, if I do, you will rue the day. You're probably in no danger though.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Remember to make cute little noises whenever you feel safe and comfortable.

[important-animal-images]

[minyoonjin]

[weirdmageddon]

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

wild mood swings

constant need for attention

hearing about All my problems

crying

having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail

forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

[scleroticstatue]

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

[scleroticstatue]

Get hoped

[jeonheart]

화양연화 (2015.04.29 - FOREVER) ~ dream, hope, keep going.

[mimi-sama05]

my babies🥹🥹

[hebaadhamgaza]

Stop Scrolling 🖐️

Save my little Celine🥺💔

I'm Heba, I have three children, Lulu, Ismail, and Celine, my youngest daughter Please give me a minute of your time to tell you what is happening to this innocent 3-year-old girl and how she suffers and is unable to bear all this pain and suffering under bad circumstances. One day I woke up to the sound of my little Celine moaning, who was suffering from a high temperature, heart pain, and abnormal hallucinations.

We called the ambulance. The bombing was continuing, and there was also no transportation. It came after waiting half an hour of anxiety and we quickly went to Al-Aqsa Hospital. I was hoping to receive the appropriate treatment, but the war destroyed everything and destroyed the health system. We thought she had died The doctor immediately conducted some quick tests to discover that her blood had fallen to a dangerous level, with only a small portion of blood remaining in her veins. She was given an immediate blood transfusion.

But the real disaster was when they tried to conduct analyzes to find out the reason behind this sudden decline. We learned that all laboratory equipment was destroyed due to the war and is not available under these circumstances and must be transferred abroad to carry out the necessary analyzes and medical procedures.😭

I only ask you to donate and stand by us to save my little Celine from this suffering and receive appropriate treatment immediately and before it is too late.🙏🏻😭💔

Donate to Help Yasmin's Family Find Safety and Stability, organized by Nicole E

Hi, my name is Nicole from Phoenix and I'm fundraising to evacuate my friend Y… Nicole E needs your support for Help Yasmin's Family Find Sa

[hebaadhamgaza]

Save Celine's life, your small donation will impact my baby girl's life in a big way 💔🙏🏻

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[wallflowerjimin]

can’t see the word tactical without thinking about how at my job we call going to the bathroom “taking a tactical wee”

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[thegaymertrainer]

I am in love with Clara 😭

[probablymoons]

Transcript:

Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

[peppernine]

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 💫

things that are meant to be will fall into place 💫

[ithelpstodream]

[jabberwockypie]

You know what? I’m in favor of disabled immigrants who can’t work, too, and I think they should be taken care of. They’re people, and everyone should have their needs met, and if someone is willing to uproot their whole life to move to another country, I assume they have a compelling reason for it.