The Funny Things

[dongcroncher]

Say dicks sporting goods and no one bats an eye

Say penis sporting goods and society goes wild

[chthonic-squids]

Dick is short for Dickolas

What is penis short for?

[dongcroncher]

Haha penis short

[chthonic-squids]

[blus0x]

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

[slimetony]

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

[191195-deactivated20240210]

i am crying i can't breathd

[paulthebukkit]

so in Age of Calamity in the mission where you recruit Daruk he gives Link a "Prime Rock Roast" and instead of the gag being "silly Daruk, people can't eat rocks" Link just nods and starts eating it

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[profeminist]

[userboxer]

[biblefag-deactivated20231230]

i wonder if there is anyone too nervous to talk to me.

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

probably not lmao 

[o-kurwa]

Wifey material

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

someone just needs to read this so im posting it here

[showerthoughtspost]

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY