my feet hurt

Maria - 22🌼

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[daydreamycrustacean]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[evilkitten3]

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[lustcannibalism]

not to be vague but.

[lustcannibalism]

okay sure it’s your post now

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[milk5]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[pierog]

[nemfrog]

The student's room. The pink fairy book. 1897. Illustrated by H.J. Ford.

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[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[lactating]

if i was a white woman who lived in a big single family house that i owned id love to get really paranoid and drop wine glasses at the slightest noise, and pick up a kitchen knife all shaky while my home security i pay $125 a month for goes off because my shit ass kid forget to enter the passcode for the THIRD time this month TANNER!!!! youre making mommys nerves shot to hell! And then i drink my third glass of white wine

[lactating]

id also love to make tanner sweep up the broken glass and then when he misses huge chunks under the toekick id step on them and have a huge screaming meltdown and then my husband shows up and touches my foot but not with the tenderness that made me fall in love with him i feel his callouses and its not charming its horrible god its horrible and i silently sob for the rest of the night

[bagofbonesmp3]

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[sexhaver]

[taraxippos]

[sabertoothwalrus]