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modernmusess

and when kevins books come out and it’s just 300 pages of pure exy with no character observations or plot, then what?

slingerapen

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

kvothes

a good thread

quietwingsinthesky

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

quietwingsinthesky

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

quietwingsinthesky

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

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charlesoberonn

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

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charlesoberonn

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

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charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

ath3alin

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

stealingpotatoes

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

paperandpencilsandskips

quantum-wordsmith

night-dark-woods

ID. OP image is a photo of someone reading two books at once. Visible is the outer cover of the Bible, which is edited to have the cover for "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski. Propped up inside the book is a Minecraft manual which is much bigger than the other book and clearly visible.

Reblog image is screenshotted tags reading, "this is just a normal part of house of leaves. if youre reading it right." End ID.

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

gayvampyr

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

cypherdrgon

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

kimiko24

I fucking love this video

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually