Wanderlust & Sass

mostly mountains and space [f, infj, has no chill]

[stedesparasol]

our flag means death + onion headlines (part 3)

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[bexism]

aziraphale | everybody loves me

i completely forgot to upload this here, have an aziraphale edit

[aziraphalalala]

How do I tell you how much I love this?

Having watched this video a normal amount of times, I have made the following observations:

Aziraphale, in slow motion, clearly puts on his angelic demeanor on purpose. He constructs the smile, and assumes the pose, and folds his hands together, and becomes the proper, prim angel he's meant to be. It's learned.

When no one's watching and it's just him, his brow is knit and his eyes are sharp. Or he's enjoying himself enormously, enjoying the sensation of releasing his wings, or listening to music, or wearing a smug, bitchy smile after having just been wall-slammed by his hereditary enemy.

When he's facing Crowley, he's smiling like the sun, he's joyous, he's unapologetically silly.

Did I already mention he looks damn good in slo-mo?

[anxietyproblem]

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying

[nevermindthewanderer]

Children while their parents try to work from home

[tommyknards-archive]

#how aziraphale resisted this temptation for so long i'll never understand

[foul-fiend]

Omggg I totally get Nina — if I were a Whitber Street shopkeeper, I’d be ACHING for the goss on this bookseller. Who even is he?! Yes he’s absolutely adorable, but like he’s a total babe magnet??

To start, he has this heartthrob, wannabe-bad-boy beanpole absolutely head over tits in love with him — following him around and drooling over him through clenched teeth.

Then one day a naked, handsome himbo of a man shows up on his doorstep and suddenly lives there with him?

On the same day the himbo shows up, beanpole storms out of the bookshop and makes a GRAND display of what is, presumably, jealous anger. Was he an ex? Did they get back together? Was the bookseller just stringing the beanpole along?

Damn my dude got some rizz, tell us your secrets my guy

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[pers-books]

I don't because home computers weren't even a thing until I was 14 and I was actually in my 20s before the internet came along in the 90s.

Yes, I am An Old.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[mclennonyaoi]

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

[midnightinjapan]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

He has a lot of testimonials attesting to his effectiveness.

[daiwild]

Where did Muriel even find that book

[paxamericana]

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

[cryptid-sighting]

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

[hound-slut]

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

[not-the-mothercrystal]

I only remember the plots of 2 X-Files episodes and this is one of them.

[rowark]

Friendly reminder that Eugene Tooms will be back to feast on livers this year (2023)

[wanderlustandsass]

This! Poor Scully was always wrong.

[lommerjonn]

My biggest criticism for good omens 2 is that this didn’t happen

[stannisbaratheon]

[stannisbaratheon]

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

[maeglinthebold]

@meme-conservation

[meme-conservation]

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

[dipsticky]

[angrywarrior69]

@sneasingsneasel

[madwickedawesome]

i absolutely adore when my mutuals post abt their other fandoms bc i feel like im joining them at some club meeting. like yeah man why dont people get this :/ THIS IS SO CANON!! this is sooo real omg (I have no idea what any of this means.)