Hi, I'm obnoxious

(he/him) 33yo [my crochet side-blog: theCrochetCrab ]

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[pjackk]

LETS CHILL I WANT TO HAVE FUN .... LOL LETS HAVE FUN

[parkchanwoohoo]

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[trix-the-artemis]

For context,

Torment Nexus : "an idea that is so bad and dangerous in theory and practice that its indistinguishable from capitalist satire".

Luddite event : After the creation of textile machines (which produced fabric at a lower quality but faster rate while being dangerous to operate), textile mills fired a huge amount of their workforce leading to the remaining workers becoming overworked. A Luddite event thus in this context is "an innovation that is exaggerated to excuse mistreatment of the workforce".

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[qqchurch]

[rickybabyboy]

teach me youre ability

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[morgutio-benvolio]

[cumdumpguru]

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

[blogurbane]

Things we don’t need to hear!

[morgutio-benvolio]

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[simonalkenmayer]

I found this very funny because I had the same thought

[thejohnsu]

But what would have happened if Villager wasn’t there??

I’m so sorry.

[stupot]

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

[stupot]

Illustration of events

[dragoncharming]

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[kevinjaystanton]

It’s my birthday, and you know what that means! BIG BIRTHDAY SALE!

Use "BDAYSAL3FOR2026" at checkout for the 38% discount off of everything (except the Botanica original paintings)

The place where you can buy original art, pins, stationery, and all the other fun things I’m working on!