emma's rat side blog

hi! my name is emma jo! i'm 20 years old and currently attending university in TX! i have three precious little trash gremlins named maxie, archie and giovanni. check out the bio page for more info about them! this is a side blog, i follow back from technologicallyadvancedcowboys

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Forgot i had the rat cage open until i felt tiny paws tapping over my blanket like:

The president is here.

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The president in her favourite tissue box.

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Friendly reminder that it is inhumane to keep social animals singly. Miss me with that “I want a rat” business.

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Heard it was naked rat appreciation week!

My boys died 5 years ago and i miss them dearly!! The naked was is Socrates and my hairy boy was Scabbers❤❤❤

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YOGA POSE. #Ella would like to demonstrate the proper way to do the #CobraPose in #Yoga ! 😂She says this pose is beneficial for the spine, menstrual pain … and smelling the air for incoming treats! 🍪You should see her do the Downward Dog pose. It’s intense! Love and miss you my sweet Ella! 💜🐭💜 * https://www.instagram.com/p/BxP4jtMgB2Q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rr6xyaxwqtyv

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Saving this on my phone for forever

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oh my god

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@primcecore

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Reasons why i love rats

- small hands that grab with greed

- big round ears like satellites

- long tail that loops around your wrist for safety

- Small tongue giving softest licks

- Chompers that cronch stuff satisfyingly

- the little pit pat of their feet when they scurry around

- finding them in weird places, such as snoozing in a hamper

- when they hoard snacks behind a bookshelf

- b e l l y also belly kisses

- their little peeps of anger when you grab them when they’re somewhere they shouldnt

- when they try to carry people food and its too big

- when you catch them when they try to be sneaky

- when they fall asleep on you and you cant move anymore

- when they put their paws on a touchscreen

- when they groom your hands

- their whiskers tickling

feel free to add

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- when their eyes go boggle woggle

- when they smoosh too many rats into a tiny space but everyone is comfy somehow

- when they stick the nose in your ear and go “SNOOF SNOOF!”

- tiny little talk-squeaks

- when they fall of off things and land on the floor like ‘WHOMP’ and they look around like “Huh?”

- tiny slap fights

- when everyone has to drink out of the water bottle at the same time

- begging for treats with a treat already in the mouth

- sticking one paw waaaaaay out far when they yawn

-yawns in general

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Today’s the day

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if any rats r reading this hi i love you

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How to be happy

Step 1) look at rät

Step 2) feel that dopamine flow bapey

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Got to borrow a camera lens from work and I’m in love. 

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a Curious Babby.,,..

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*boop*

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A photo set of Shyguy trying desperately to clean his back 😂 (usually he starts upright and eventually topples over)

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Remember that Nat Geo thing that proved rats can laugh??

How about using syntax and the possibility of a basic language!!!!

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hey. whats wrong with my weird son