WARNINGLY SECOND''e

Woudn't it be nice if we just got along

[pup-fiction]

[vinstage]

[residentialrabbit]

Thinking about your crush like

[geektwerp]

the most important lesson I’ve learned from Star Wars is that fathers and sons should never talk to each other on thin, railing-less bridges above giant chasms

[punksteves]

Oh wow… I see something else now. I see the eyes of a warrior.

[tamagotchi]

[flourescentbadolescent]

[biologizeable]

Hi hello I just need everyone to look at this picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth

[anomal0caris-deactivated2017120]

smug ass marshmallow

[becausebirds]

a suspicious cotton ball

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[starredforest-deactivated201601]

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

[sleepygrrrlfriend]

I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.

[warningly-second--e]

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

[warningly-second--e]

stormtroopers: makin my way downtown

stormtroopers: walkin fast

kylo ren: *just starts breaking shit*

stormtroopers: walkin faster

[kingslaye]

THESE GIFS MAKE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[halfangs]

#why is the frog sniffing that boy

[bluecichlid]

Why does that boy seem so into it?

[kingslaye]

i’m reading the tags and oh my goD

[astrangertomykin]

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

[astrangertomykin]

Oh bother.

[dggeoff-deactivated20161128]

im deleting this fucking website

[best-chance-deactivated20161213]

It took me a minute

[dragonbronze-blog]

I have never laughed this hard in all my life this is just perfect.

[picklestpickle]

@pandera

[dajo42]

[poppybottle]

Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like