My mind changes too often

[warningsnappy]

I'm in a perpetual state of panic ✌

[warningsnappy]

When you see a good post and you're like "okay, I can leave now".

[defendered]

Scott, to Hope: hold the fuck up

Scott: im the fuckup. hold me

[cassnottiel]

Scott: hey, sorry for almost straight up killing you in Germany.

Peter: it’s fine, dude. That stuff you did was awesome!

Scott: yeah well your powers are pretty awesome, too.

Peter: wait

Scott: what?

Peter: I have the most idiotic idea in the history of forever.

Scott: what are we waiting for? I don’t even know the plan and I’m on board.

Peter: what if I put the Ant-Man suit on?

Scott:

Peter:

Scott, quietly: spider-ant

Scott, holding Peter by the shoulders: you are a genius.

[huitality-archived]

antman for best magician 2018

[ramarvel-deactivated20190126]

Iron man new theme song by peter parker

[peteryouadorablefuck]

Mark Ruffalo being relatable for 7 gifs straight™️

[lallysbroch]

“Sweetie, would you say grace, please?”

[ros3quart2]

Will looks so damn proud

[trackspyro-deactivated20250524]

That looks like the face of fear, wondering if he’s able to escape the impending wrath of uncle Phil.

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[courtneyann]

😂😂 This has arrived to brighten your day 😚

[wsswatson]

you know what’s really irritating

when male academics constantly refer to men by their surnames and women by their first names

like you’d never go to a lecture expecting shakespeare to be referred to as “william” but it’s not at all uncommon to sit through an entire lecture in which jane austen is referred to constantly as “jane”

it’s such a petty thing but it just really rubs me the wrong way, like it has a real suggestion of respect and admiration/lack thereof

[whitetyger123]

kind of like how during the 2016 election everything was Trump vs Hillary

[micdotcom]

[dmardsanddaisies]

This. Fucking this.

[voglushja]

YES

[n0stalgia96]

Man like Jeremy 👏👏

[visions2twisted]

Honestly he’s right, it seems to be joked about when a woman does some type of violence towards a man. I don’t condone that type of shit from a man or a woman.

[animatedamerican]

I would reframe it differently: it’s not that people wouldn’t be laughing if the victim were a woman, it’s that people wouldn’t be laughing if the perpetrator were a man.  Even if the victim were also a man.

It’s “this dude got victimized by a girl” that is apparently highlarious, and it’s terrible.

[metoo-3]

^100%

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[haledamage]

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

[daisyjazzridley]

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

[libertybill]

[mcdodoers]

Mcu cast with their lovely children

Robert Downey Jr

Zoe Saldana

Scarlett Johansson

Dave Bautista

Mark Ruffalo

Chris Pratt

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Evans

[lets-do-get-help-deactivated202]

I just fucking cackled at this oh my god

[carryoncaptainrogers]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING.

[prokopetz]

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

[dark-pika]

And that someone is Wolverine.

[thesonicscrew]

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

[insertnerdyjokehere]

Wade: Everyone knowns PG-13 mean you only get one f-bomb. Gotta use it wisely.

Wolverine: What the fuck are you talking about?

[memecage]