Yellowvacuums

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[sadgrl]

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[chickenfarmersan]

[cha0s-aint-me]

[splickedylit]

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[yo-its-matt]

another fine post from god herself

[antigonics-deactivated20221102]

gay pride cat

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[fuks]

[toastbutteregg]

if I can’t unsee this, so cant you

[islamstan-deactivated20191130]

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[godwasthefirstthotslayer]

Yeah cus you never use it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danceintheskies]

[danceintheskies]

wait, one more

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[sleepneep]

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[memewhore]

[bidoof]

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

[higgzorz]

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are