so an original post where I mention “boobs” that aren’t shown was deleted but this still exists?HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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so an original post where I mention “boobs” that aren’t shown was deleted but this still exists?HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What’s your diet like?
Carbs and sins
I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
you shoulda killed him just as a power move
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Imagine three brothers whose father just died. Nobody really liked him but he owned a lot of businesses all over town, which he split the ownership of between his three sons.
The first son gets the CEO position of a powerful corporation, including his own private jet
The second son gets the father’s shipping company and his yacht
The last son gets ownership of a small funeral home that isn’t doing very well
The first son becomes a total jerk who sleeps around and cheats on his wife constantly.
The second son adopts the culture of the sailors at the docks and develops an aggressive personality
The third son’s company is more of a reliability than an asset, but through hard work he makes it work. He’s not very comforting to the grieving costumers, but his prices are fair and he treats them with respect. He marries a wife who helps him run the funeral home. The place is a success, despite its dreariness.
This is literally Greek Mythology.
one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying
foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent
background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off
also
This will never get old.
Kinda works
no offense but the new aladdin remake looks like hot garbage and literally nobody asked for it.
this looks like some direct to tv afterschool special not a multi million dollar budget
jasmine: alright. clearly inspired by the original animated costume. looks very bollywood and pretty
aladdin: hello fellow kids. life on the street ages you terribly but i am totally an 18 year old boy on the streets of agrabah and not a well put together 30 something year old retail manager who bought this outfit at the gap.
genie: well that’s certainly will smith.
*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”
This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.
Decades of US state propaganda has demonized unions… because they work.
Hey @staff, did you delete sex worker blogs because they weren’t paying for their ads to be promoted? Because that’s the only reason I can imagine, after this shows up on my dash as an ad.
Yo, @staff, seeing this ad the same day you announce your gonna ban porn and nudity? Really?
Hahaha fucking yikes. Y’all are gonna advertise this shit but take down anyone who does it for themselves? Fuck thaaaaat.
I just farted in my wallet.
Now I have gas money.
What song is this Nicki verse from?
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