I Guess I Do Hrpf Now?

Making a side blog to not flood my main with hrpf. Izzy (main: QueenAnne1532) Mid 20s In the words of my supportive (if confused) friend: I like it when my Ken dolls (hockey players) kiss.

[dawg4aday]

7.23.2026

[brightestinwin]

crazy to think how mack used to be the first and last on ice yet the moment will arrived in van, they both beelined towards the exit and zoomed his car out from the lot so fast after practice

[macktoastie]

ryan reaves on macklin celebrini and will smith:

• macklin off ice character: “he’s such a good kid, he’s so humble, he loves to have a good time [..] he loves to joke around, him and will smith are just two id*ots together but theyre so funny and it’s good to see someone that good at hockey be able to have that much fun especially at this age”

• macklin and will smith spending new years with reaves family: “mack and smitty, we had them over for new years and i don’t think kane (ryan’s son) left mack’s side and i don’t think nuggy left wills side, they did not leave them alone it was adorable but it was hilarious buddy like you got leave them alone a little bit.”

via: 1st up podcast

[litteraeignotae]

demure coachable and exploitable

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[scarycountry]

this is such a funny image. look at my little outlier

[teex]

z having a moment with gibby | PHI vs DET 04.02.26

[starrynet]

the red wings made a four-year-old goalie's wish come true

[top-cheese]

[top-cheese]

[top-cheese]

Dan Albergotti, "Inside"

for @genosigned, who challenged me to make this

[mattymartin]

↳ ZEGRAS GIVES GIBSON THE HARD HAT | ANA v. NSH | 3.20.25

[heartbeatline]

(x x)

[fugatos]

do you think it states in mack’s contract that he has to film three (3) tiktok videos to promote the game or w/e and that’s why he’s agreeing to these humiliation rituals where it looks like he wants to blow up the camera with his mind. ofc funniest explanation is that he’s actually happy to do it he just completely forgets how to talk or move his face and body when on camera

[fugatos]

chel tiktok admin said don't ask stupid questions

[gemgwsh]

i mean, i'd believe this if i wasn't 99% sure mack didn't give two shits about being on the cover of the game

so i can only assume will was behind the camera donkey snorting and doing the "spin around" hand motion

[totheecore]

bigs his eyes at you begs you to take the wheel. no seriously YOU🫵🏻 drive.

[jaynejezebelle]

8/8 teams complete!

I humbly request no more future teams be allowed to use the color blue (you’re on thin ice San Jose).

[etheltempest]

biblically accurate connor bedard

[fujowoll]

nsfw, wm, penetration