Wat

i dont do much. @thewatbot on insta 20 he/it

[midcentury-milksteak]

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die

[watbot]

he was also a jew. thats why. Dickens was an anti-semite 

[lesbianalemonade-deactivated202]

Hi, where is your proof for this? Genuinely would like some sources, most sources I'm are telling me he was based off several rich English men who seem to all be, if not specifically Anglican, Protestant

[watbot]

I’m kinda half joking but with the mixture of greedy money lender (an antisemetic cornerstone since Jews could only charge interest to non-Jews for the longest time) and the fact he’s a hooked nose old crab with the Hebrew name Ebenezer, it all starts looking a bit anti semetic. Jacob Marley, his dead business partner also has a Hebrew name. I feel like if this story came out today we would’ve seen the signs pretty quickly

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die

[watbot]

he was also a jew. thats why. Dickens was an anti-semite 

[necroticcoffee]

Found important lore on tiktok of all places

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

OWCA deadass said “yo Heinz we’re sending a platypus to kick your ass. his name is Perry xoxo”

[joemerl]

I always assumed that it happened like this:

Perry: (crashes through window)

Doofenshmirz: A platypus?!

Perry: (puts on hat)

Doofenshmirz: A—platypus wearing a fedora?!

(Perry hands Doofenshmirtz a business card. Doofenshmirtz puts on his reading glasses.)

Doofenshmirz: (gasps) PERRY the Platypus!

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

I hate how in-character this is

[sallychanscraps]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[sallychanscraps]

my sweet Binch…..

[sallychanscraps]

well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????

[sallychanscraps]

i want to thank everyone for getting this horrible post to 40k notes today thank you

[sallychanscraps]

ITS DECEMBER!! 🎄 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! 

[uncleghostt]

[sallychanscraps]

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[mikachu1122]

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

[postmodernismruinedme]

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

[stargazing-enby]

I want ten.

[everwizard]

It’s $875

[sexycraisinthanos]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

[eric-coldfire]

Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.

[systlin]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again. 

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pesky-plumbers]

god dammit

[roboco-san]

[jambos6]

[nyyyoooooooom]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*shows up repeatedly to the same party in a variety of victorian bat costumes*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*arrives 20 minutes early wearing this masterpiece & greets u in echolocation*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*pulls off top costume and spends the rest of the evening dancing on a table in THIS:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears to start a conga line, having Moon Prism Powered my way into this spiffy number*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*disappears briefly into a dark closet and reemergences in my FINAL FORM aka bat dress made out of actual taxidermied bats*

*the bats come alive when the clock strikes midnight and flap around the room, leaving me shivering in my underthings. fortunately I am not at all embarrassed, as my fellow partygoers are too covered-in-a-cloud-of-bats to notice my attire*

[artist-millais]

The Bridesmaid, 1851, John Everett Millais

Medium: oil,panel

[artist-millais]

The Blind Girl, 1856, John Everett Millais

Medium: oil,canvas

[thomas-sully]

Margaret Siddons, Mrs. Benjamin Kintzing, 1812, Thomas Sully

[thoodleoo]

i hate when people in movies/tv are reading ancient languages and they translate everything really smoothly and poetically, as if when people who study ancient languages aren’t consulting three different commentaries and sobbing profusely when we read

[quousque]

ok so like…. it says

“come you all into the deepest cavern, or maybe that’s fireplace, depends on usage, and having come may you give your…. treasures? Skin? Pants? I don’t know, something…. to the….. about-to-be-adored guy, that one who…. okay, he either causes earthquakes or sleeps a lot, I think this might be an idiom….”

[thoodleoo]

“ok, sorry that took so long and i hate to disappoint but i’m still not entirely sure what it means, like, it could be something about a religious ceremony or it could be a dick joke. leaning towards dick joke, might be both. knowing the ancients, probably both. this could very well be an ancient dick temple and we should probably leave.”

[rudjedet]

Funnest part is when you get shit like this:

Why yes that is a text comprised of almost exclusively crocodile hieroglyphs.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

We also can’t get a coherent translation because the grammar makes absolutely no sense. Participles and Participial statements all the way. Sobek who is Crocodile of Crocodopolis who advances the Crocodile for the Crocodiles….

The crocodile hieroglyph is also used to write sovereign and an adjective meaning power…so the text is suuuuuuuper confusing.

[beautifultoastdream-deactivated]

I can’t help but wonder if the crocodile hieroglyph text (which I never knew about, that is AMAZING) is the ancient equivalent of a sestina or another complex poem form. With the crocodile symbol meaning so many different things, and the result being so difficult to translate, it might make more sense as a poem or some other stylistically rigid text.

Either that, or it was the Egyptian equivalent of a student being made to write lines on the chalkboard.

[systlin]

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not take the name of Lord Sobek in vain

I will not…“Shakes out chiseling hand” Take the name of Lord Sobek in vain….

[bold-sartorial-statement]

Looks like an ancient shitpost to me.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nayme is hep and wen i wryt upon the wal so smooth and wite i bless the kynnge commend his akh but then get tyred and carve the croc

[digitaldiscipline]

It’s the equivalent of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

[captainlordauditor]

this is making me think of that story that was written in order to explain why simplifying Chinese characters to one character per syllable is a really bad idea

[fantasiawandering]

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek  Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek

Hathor, Hathor

Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek Sobek  Sobek Sobek

Ahh Set! Ahh Set!

Set! It’s Set! Ooooo, it’s a Set!

[katzedecimal]

Did you just

[approximate-ritual]

@smarmykemeticpagan, can you pass this around your end of the community?

[zeitgeistluvr]

Three Companions, Henry Scott Tuke // Days With Frog and Toad, Arnold Lobel

[gayartists]

The Green Waterways 1926, Henry Scott Tuke (1858–1929)

[blackthornwinter]

The Sunbathers, by Henry Scott Tuke, of 1927, the year of his death.

[loonylycant]

I haven’t made a picrew chain in a while so link

@valiantraven​ @scalesthedragon​ @queenofchaos7​ @queenanon​ @waskojey​ @mayo-is-an-instrument​ @natashalieromanovanoff​ @alien-aroace-draws​ @rainbow-firecracker​ @brocolli-boi​ @ anyone else that wants to!!

[sayakastragedy]

thanks for the tag loon!!

@y-yo-a-ti-dumbass​ @yourlocalsewerdragon​ @hawaiianpurplewolf​ @gqyfootcheese​ @autistic-ace-bee​ @situationallyintelligent​ @nonbinaryfrogkid​ and anyone else who wants to!!!!

[hawaiianpurplewolf]

Thanks for the tag @scalesthedragon 💜

@babstheriddlebirdjoker @manifesting-chaos @bluestarlingsandredcoats @yourfinalbow @kickasscas

[yourfinalbow]

Thanks for the tag! This one was fun. 👀

Tagging: @159potterhead @10x02 @lesbiantodds @mothmans-favorite-lamp and @kermitdrinkingteadotjpg!

[darcyesque]

dkdkdmffk @yourfinalbow thank you!! Sorry this is late haha

Tagging @catastrophic-castiel @v-o-f-k @supertransural and anyone else who wants to!

[stede-bonnett]

thanks for the tag mate!!

taggin: @bees-for-braincells @youre-only-gay-once @deans-honeybee and who ever else wants to join in

[youre-only-gay-once]

Thank you for the tag! @catastrophic-castiel

Tagging(if you want to): @iamnotmereally @v-o-f-k @bee-in-a-trench-coat @felafel-waffle

[iamnotmereally]

thanks for tagging me @youre-only-gay-once!!

tagging @limpwristedean @rogue-cas-whore @cas-raised-us-from-perdition @cas-blue-bathrobe @you-cant-stopme @nightandwine @sam-bloodfreak-lawboy-winchester @proudcasgirl and anyone else :) no pressure

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

Tha sk for the tag!!

@enderkitten123 @pitxroxas @v-o-f-k @anyone

[groceryshoppingwithaghost]

i wasn’t tagged but this one is adorable and rlly fun to do :D

@charliexhax @ladylowkeyed @asherisimmortal and whoever wants to do it! :D

[asherisimmortal-archive]

thanks for the tag! :D

tagging: @smileytiger28 @little-amity and whoever wants to

[smileytiger28]

i should prolly make different ocs for my picrews but for now this one seems to work?

@dreamingamongthestars​ @knightnox​ @grim-ghastly​ @lokicoded​ have a ball :)

[grim-ghastly]

Lol it’s me

@smileytiger28 thanks for the tag friend :)

Tagging @cryptidarin @knightnox @pyrose-the-flame @socialistsooner420 @marie-cohen

[pestilenceking]

woah! its my little dude

tagging: @watbot @texanunic0rn @sugarbeepop

[watbot]

my right hand has privilege