This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet
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This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet
You donāt have to do it alone šŗā¤ļø
prints on my shop
Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce
(guy who's misunderstanding what words mean) The problem with swordplay is she gets to be the sword and I have to, what, fuck the sword?
tāes woke toi š¦š«µ toi tāes un woke leftšš tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi š¤Øš³ļøāā§ļø veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? š„±š„ mes pronoms? š³š¤ que/bec. fran/Ƨais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.šš bleu pis rose šš¹ toi cāest quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?š§šŖ joe/bi/den? ru/paul? š¤š jāvas prier pour toi š«¤š
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible
personal agenda. Personal.
iām speechless. thereās a guy for everything.
Ich bin sicher, das wird er souverƤn und mit Humor aufnehmen
Friends of mine are working on their Kickstarter for their TTRPG Trainpunks! If you could give their Kickstarter a follow, that'd help them out š
A TTRPG about magical punks fighting eldritch horrors in a bizarre underground train system
holy shit i cant fucking wait i wanna play this asfdgsskvgnddagbvysgd
It's actually so fun. I tested essentially the alpha version in a one shot and it was really fun. The person who does the art was also in the one shot and they drew my character! Forgot her name lol
(What a blessing to be surrounded by so many creative people, BTW. I'm eating good)
Broke af?
But still interested in feeding yourself? What if I told you that thereās a woman with a blog who had to feed both herself and her young sonā¦on 10 British pounds ($15/14 Euro) per week?
Let me tell you a thing.
This woman saved my life last year. Actually saved my life. I had a piggy bank full of change and thatās it. Many people in my fandom might remember that dark time as when I had to hock my writing skills in exchange for donations. I cried a lot then.Ā
This is real talk, people: I marked down exactly what I needed to buy, totaled it, counted out that exact change, and then went to three different stores to buy what I needed so I didnāt have to dump a load of change on just one person. I was already embarrassed, but to feel people staring? Utter shame suffused me. The reasons behind that are another post all together.Ā
AgirlcalledJack.com is run by a British woman who was on benefits for years. Things got desperate. She had to find a way to feed herself and her son using just the basics that could be found at the supermarket. But the recipes she came up with are amazing.Ā
You have to consider the differing costs of things between countries, but if you just have three ingredients in your cupboard, this woman will tell you what to do with it. Check what you already have. Chances are you have the basics of a filling meal already.Ā
Hereās her list of kitchen basics.Ā
Bake your own bread. Itās easier than you think.Ā Hereās a list of many recipes, each using some variation of just plain flour, yeast, some oil, maybe water or lemon juice. And kneading bread is therapeutic.Ā
Make your own pastaāgluten free.Ā
She gets it. She really does.Ā This is the article that started it all. Itās calledĀ āHunger Hurtsā.
She has vegan recipes.
A carrot, a can of kidney beans, and some cumin will get you a really filling soupā¦or throw in some flour for binding and youāve got yourself a burger.Ā
Donāt have an oven or the stove isnāt available? She covers that in her Microwave Cooking section.Ā
She has a book, but many recipes can be found on her blog for free. She prices her recipes down to the cent, and every year she participates in a project calledĀ āLiving Below the Lineā where she has to live on 1 BP per day of food for five days.Ā
Things improved for me a little, but her website is my go to. I learned how to bake bread (using my crockpot, but that was my own twist), and I have a little cart full of things that saved me back then, just in case I need them again. She gives you the tools to feed yourself, for very little money, and thatās a fabulous feeling.Ā
Tip: Whenever you have a little extra money, buy a 10 dollar/pound/euro giftcard from your discount grocer. Stash it. Thatās your super emergency money. Make sure they donāt charge by the month for lack of use, though.
I donāt care if it sounds like an advertisementāyou wonāt be buying anything from the site. What I DO care about is your mental, emotional, and physical healthāand dammit, foodās right in the center of that.Ā
If you donāt need this now, pass it on to someone who does. Pass it on anyway, because do you REALLY know which of the people in your life is in need? Which follower might be staring at their own piggy bank? Trust me: someone out there needs to see this.Ā
Reblogging for all the impoverished students. Jack is the breadline queen. And if you donāt need this - donate to your nearest food bank, stat.
Reblogging for students, working folks, and everyone whoās ever had to choose between essentials at the store because you can only afford milk OR bread, not both.
Her blog is called Cooking on a bootstrap now
Hereās an up to date link
by Jack Monroe, bestselling author of 'A Girl Called Jack'
reblogging and adding another very useful website of cheap recipes: budgetbytes.com
Sadly the updated link now auto-redirects to something called sonsanddaughterslondon.com which looks like some kind of Indonesian gambling site???
Jackās site is now a wordpress, which can be found here:
by Jack Monroe, bestselling author of 'A Girl Called Jack'
ignoring the complete mass psychosis, i kind of love that the germans just made the dying whale someone elses problem, and now the poor danes have to deal with an exploding carcass
I need to suck you off until youāre groaning like a beached whale š«£
ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please
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Me being busy:
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goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil
Goodbye Minecraft hello my friend doing the dishes in voice instead