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[paininmyassachusetts]

I taste blood for some reason lmao

[daco-broman]

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

[marshals-to-dictators]

You deadass?

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

[theultravioletcatastrophe]

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

[kingknife-deactivated20200302]

FUCK

[pure]

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

[stripesandteeth]

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

[drawyourocslikethis]

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

[tamhonksss]

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

[weaponizedhorse]

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

[moriahari]

The ancient times

[masqueraccoon]

Llamas with Hats

[stokerbramwell]

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

[saint-batrick]

I WILL NOT BE HAPPY UNTIL “MR T ATE MY BALLS (1995)” MAKES THESE LISTS.

[cipheramnesia]

Where is Yatta?

[cipheramnesia]

Happatai - Yatta

[jenroses]

I cannot believe you left off the dancing baby.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tikattu]

it be like that sometimes 

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[somedaythiswillbeclever]

[hubedihubbe]

Poor Rothgarth. ko-fi twitter

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

You can’t uninstall edge from win10

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

“Developers stop making your bad/invasive bloatware programs unremovable” challenge

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Heck I should be able to delete system32 if I really want to

[cappucino-commie]

Look if I cant fuck up my computer with one misplaced unix command it’s a bad operating system

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[hajnarus]

local spectacle, wizard Jotaro

[chongoblog]

DISNEY CAN WE FUCKING TALK

[dat-soldier]

Aladdin you gotta kick Jafar’s BUTT

[goodoldfisticuffs]

AND YOU FIND JASMINE AND YOU FIND JASMINE AND YOU FIND JASMINE AND YOU FIND JASMINE  AND YOU FIND JASMINE  AND YOU FIND JASMINE  AND YOU FIND JASMINE

[chongoblog]

Jafar wants to empty the wishes….and fill our streets with wishes….and release a wish making operation out of our wishes

[specialdeluxe]

I figured out how we can help Al… We gotta Attack him.

[snapscube]

I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS GUARDING SOME DAMN TREASURE

[relishboi]

before and after burger king

[buddhabrand]

you put them in the wrong order

[relishboi]

im going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[johnny--guitar]

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

[eterrorist]

[eltigrechico]

She never will, King

[bbyfggt]

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE

[trans-shepard]

FELLAS!

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[aakgf46vbfd45vhij57vvn900-deact]

its monday. lets get on it cunts

[ampervadasz]

[tits-n-trix]

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

[one-divides-into-two]

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

[kashi-kakes]