i have lost my bones to the woods

my side blog that became my main blog the blog // Fox, 21, he/they I follow from @stolen-bone-fragments

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[igotbugsinmypocket]

This reminds me— I once saw a package of bread labelled “crusty Italian” and I was like “yup, that’s me.”

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[beemovieerotica]

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[falst]

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[assiraphales]

the potato is so beloved it’s gotta be one of the most versatile vegetables there is. two industries off of slicing them up (fries and chips) and frying them. to quote samwise u can boil them mash them stick them in a stew. we eat them at different ways w every meal. you can put them in bread. we’d be lost w out them stuck eating zucchini chips

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[effiecalvin]

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[eymurn]

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now