weapologizefortheinconvenience

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy save me

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Why did my workplace training say this

[jewag-only]

"humanstuck equius and nepeta👀👀👀"

ugghhhhhhh FFFFIIIINNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! just beclaws i like doing requests

i try to lean more towards "show not tell" for this au but i dont intend on ever drawing equius ever again so here are my humanstuck equius visions, any real equius fans feel free to weigh in and do a better job than me

im starting to think jewag isnt the biggest fan of equius

pls send me more request/ask-blog esque messages i have actually always yearned to do an ask blog. when i told my friend i was gonna make humanstuck comics i framed it like i was gonna make an ask blog but i didnt know how to make that interesting so i didnt

[jewag-only]

i hate it when old fics & comics make john and bro "unlikely friends!!! 😂" ..bc no they would not be ⁉️best case scenario john thinks bro is lame and worst case scenario he is his n1 hater and in 10 yrs hes going "sorry to bring this up again but i cant believe he—"

[theskullofjudgement]

Will I pass my anatomy finals on tuesday?

NOPE LOL

[indigonite]

Happy another homestuck day for those who still practice it

[real-language-facts]

why do they call it window pain

i flew into it once and hurted :(

[deviantarchive]

sleepless beauty by Alexa-chan

2007

[furryartchive]

ahhhh my quad form is much more different than my anthro form…OH WELL. She has a;; the peircings i want D:…dimples, some industrials, maybe a few back peircings…,>.<, [70] [Re-Touch] [Comment] Artist: Alexa-chan | Title: No Title | Time: 3h 27m | [Delete] [18+] i think ashton gets a quad sona now ;] all forms of Alexa are (c) to me all forms of Ashton are (c) Ashton H and Me

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[real-language-facts]

bro having a voice kink is so fucking embarrassing. like why am I horny? You Are Vowels. absurd

if iwas horny for vowels id be embarassed too. not to kinkshame but im vowelshaming

[real-language-facts]

what if french was EVIL and it was called uuh evil french..😈😈

i think we're gonna have to make a GOOD french

[schlorb]

wow...theres creature species called an mutual...nature is beautiful

[schlorb]

theyre all coming out to see the post and eat its Post Nectar

[schlorb]

great picture for my iNaturalist, thanlk you all

[real-language-facts]

i know a language but im not gonna share it with you

UNCALLED FOR...

[homestuckteam]

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