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[sandmandaddy69]

[memeuplift]

[toytowns]

[super-metroid]

[catchymemes]

[superkursunaskr]

[5weekdays]

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

[5weekdays]

part 2 of ??: alien abductee gets arrested for arson

[5weekdays]

part 3: "it was aliens" is deemed an unacceptable defense for leaving your campfire untended; the jailbird has a visitor

[5weekdays]

part 4: a touching serenade

[5weekdays]

part 5: some of the aliens help the prisoners escape...

part 6: ...while the others help the officers evacuate

[only-cat-memes]

[theinfiknight]

[d3monicas]

catch the latest issue of your fave 2000s magazine

[o-druida-ebrio]

[serial-kissing]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy Birthday Snoopy!

[wheeloffortune-design]

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

[marlynnofmany]

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

[aphony-cree]

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[essencial]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[skullhaver]

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

bestie…. it’s taking me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

do. Not

[brutamente-meiga]

[chibird]

Give yourself kindness when things are a mess! Whether it's physically in your space, or more abstractly in your life, we all need time to sort things out and get the right processes in place.

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