Thy Local Fae

[wearycherryfairy]

Sometimes, not very often but sometimes, it happens that all 9 billion people on earth take a step — meaning, they stomp down — at the exact same time and that's what causes earthquakes

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[pukicho]

Alright cool

[wearycherryfairy]

Yeah

[pukicho]

Hey anyone

[scarftale-bryan]

What’s up?

[pukicho]

I meant another anyone.

[wearycherryfairy]

K, so puki, 'sup?

[i-am-a-fish]

If you do not use an ad blocker please consider using an ad blocker I'm on my hams and knees begging you

[bucket-system]

hams

[wearycherryfairy]

Hams and cheese

[homunculus-argument]

I was raised on the strict principle that the driver only drives. Shotgun seat is a duty, not a privilege. Second seat is the first passenger, the second in command. Shotgun does everything that the driver needs done. Driver wants water, shotgun hands them the water bottle, already opened, and closes it after the driver has had their drink. Shotgun manages the navigator, googles things that popped into the driver's head and wants to look up real quick. Reads the driver's incoming texts and texts back as the driver dictates - upon the driver's request. Driver only drivers. If your ass itches you don't take your hands off the fucking wheel, the secondant scratches it for you.

Then you sit down in the car of someone who's an excellent never-had-a-crash driver and watch in horror as they go 80 kmh on a curving forest road, opening a water bottle one-handed while applying lip balm with the other, changing music by pecking their phone's touch screen with the tip of their nose like a bird, all the while steering with their left ass cheek, and you feel your soul leave your body just in case your body is also gonna leave the car after it, through the windshield, in the near foreseeable future.

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[pukicho]

heafache.

[pukicho]

you evil evil freaks will reblog anything

[wearycherryfairy]

Yasss 😈😈

[pukicho]

heafache.

[wearycherryfairy]

Reblog if you're having a heafache right now (also reblog if you're heafache-free at the moment!)

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

[wearycherryfairy]

I feel with u, Fish... 😔😔

[i-am-a-fish]

let's do a World's Longest deep breath for Mindfulness

[i-am-a-fish]

Breathe in,

[wearycherryfairy]

I'm still inhaling!

[raylangivins]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[eggmansfriedeggsticles]

[boomsuki]

who keeps putting him outside, thats sink abuse

[wearycherryfairy]

They are not made for that weather — if you're cold, they're cold, too.

[wearycherryfairy]

Today I wanted to draw something.

Now I have a new OC.

Whom I also did not draw. .....

[dogpuppy]