Idiots with thoughts

One ace slytherin and One horny ravenclaw, Feel free to ask our opinions on anything Harry Potter and our requests are open spotify

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Pads & Moony ✨

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[enbysiriusblack]

- Remus Lupin, writing letters to the other marauders during the summer

[wolfstarmarauders]

[After the authorities took Sirius to Azkaban].

someone: but Sirius is a bad man, he is a villain.

Remus: …

[thenifflerr]

More Marauder’s Headcanons

I swear the Marauders must’ve made a god-awful volume of puns after getting their animagus forms straight. They had no self-control and made about five puns a conversation.

So one day in third year, after producing patronuses for the first time (they skived off divination), they make their way to transfiguration. They are so elated.

What follows leaves everyone amazed and perplexed. (“What on earth are they up to now?”)

McGonagall is in a foul mood already, and she snaps to them, “You had better not cause any problems this class.”

“Oh no, we would never deer,” answers Sirius. “That would be simply pawful.”

The three other Marauders somehow manage to keep a straight face as James pipes up, “Now, us Marauders being quiet. Isn’t that a simply ratical idea?”

Remus, with barely contained giggles, adds, “No, we’re too fawn of transfiguration. To make a ruckus would be to be barking mad.”

All three of them turn to Peter. Peter, the one who is always so enthusiastic, but the one who isn’t the brightest either. “Well,” he says with a completely blank face. “This entire conversation has been howl-arious, but we must stop talking, or the consequences will be ruff.”

With this, the Marauders break into laughter, and do not calm down until all of them are given detention by an irate McGonagall. (Although James swears he saw her lips quirk for a second.)

Once, one day in fourth year, when Peter accidentally blurts out the prank plan to Lily Evans, the Marauders all get detention. They, however, cannot stop laughing when Peter apologizes at the top of his voice, “Sorry for ratting you out.”

At dinner, some day (let’s face it, every day) in fifth year, Sirius shouts out, “Remus! Looks like you’re wolfing down the pie!”

To which Remus would respond exasperated, “This is getting out of hound.”

Obviously, James and Lily’s wedding was the greatest opportunity to makje puns. “Oh deer,” sighs Remus. “My hart is singing.”

“For real, doe,” agrees Peter.  

When James and Lily go on their honeymoon, Sirius says that they “must be fawn-icating.”

But when Remus faces the dead bodies of his friends, Remus cannot bring himself to make a single puns. In his hearts of hearts, in another world, he would’ve made the joke, “Prongs, what are you doing down deer on the floor?”

But he can’t because he is too stunned, too unfeeling.

There was once a time when the Marauders played on words. Now they do not speak at all, their voices silenced by the all-consuming, crushing silence of death.

[jilywolfstar03]

Random student: Honestly, I’m a little scared of Remus.

James: He wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Student: That’s reassuring.

James: He’d kill a man though. 

[weasleybrainrot]

Hiii can u drop names of people from your recast?

Of course !! sorry I'm a bit late I forgot I had this blog for a hot second

Click on their usernames and it should take you to their Instagrams 

Hermione ~ Jaycina Almond @// jaycina 

Blaise ~ Mukasa J. Kakonge @// mukasakakonge 

Pansy ~ Ash Rose @// ashrosedaniels 

Lee ~ Dylan Hasselbaink @// dylanhasslbaink 

Lavender ~ Sharon Alexie @// flammedepigalle

Dean ~ Kahlil Beth @// kahlilbeth 

Charlie ~ Nicholas Skidmore @// n_skidmore 

Regulus ~ One and only Ezra Miller who doesn't have an Instagram 

Cedric ~ Froylan Gutierrez @// froy

[weasleybrainrot]

So I re-casted a bunch of the harry potter characters and this is my Cedric one (Froy Gutierrez), I made him an Instagram for my friends dr a while ago and I thought id share it because it took me like an hour to edit 

I have some of my other re-casts on a Pinterest board  if you wanna check them out ( harry potter recasted) i might make Instagrams too 

If you want the name or Instagrams of any of the people in my recasts I have them so feel free to ask  

[weasleybrainrot]

How the Weasley twins would   approach someone they have a crush on

This was requested by @alwaysnforeverfangirl ( sorry it took so long ) 

Idk if your asking about them having a crush on the same person or different people so I wrote both 

If  the twins like the same person it would be like the beginning of the movie cherry bomb, they would be very upfront about them both liking you and then try to one-up each other to impress them 

For example, if the twins both liked you they would 

Be extra flirty when they're both in the same room 

Ask you on  “hypothetical” dates 

“ Hey y/n!  Me, you, Friday night?  I'm thinking we sneak out past curfew and  go skinny dipping in the moonlight” 

“ but don't tell Fred/ George, I don't want him to get jealous, me being the better twin it's more than bad each for the poor guy.”

They always try to stop the other one from having alone time with you 

They let you go on one or two dates with each before making you choose one

Neither of them wants to lose but just never actually fight over it in front of you

When they want you to choose one of them they'd fake this huge fight in pubic when asking you “So y/n whos it gonna be?” at the same time 

No matter who you pick the other one wouldn't be mad at you ( maybe at his brother but not you) 

If you pick Fred, George would make jokes to his brother like “ wow I can't believe y/n picked such a loser over me, I might start taking you being a dumb ass as an insult” 

If you picked George, Fred would make jokes to you like “ must suck to suck, picking the wrong twin must be so embarrassing for you but it's ok we can still be friends” 

Now for them liking different people 

Fred : 

He would be very blunt about it and also make jokes about it 

When he realizes he likes someone (for example you) hed get a little flustered around you for the first few days before he gets  back to his cocky self 

Once he's back to himself he’ll start by joking about how things you do are cute, he'll get one of his sibling to loudly tell him you guys would be cute together when you're in the same room 

“ You know when you ignore me like that you're just SOooo Cute I almost can't be mad” 

“ You’re laughing but for once I'm not kidding, you're just too damn cute” 

“ kind of a bitch move on your part, stealing my heart and everything without hesitation” 

He’d start little fights with you just to get on your nurse so hed be on your mind more 

Someone will get sick of the fighting and compare you two to an old married couple to witch he’ll get on one knee or punch you in the arm as he pretends to hold a ring and goes “ well in that case” 

He’d also be the type to call all your other male friends you “ little boyfriends” and sarcastically acts jealous when you give them more attention then you do to him 

He would pull pranks on you because he's scare they'll backfire and make you mad

Now he wouldn't pull actually pranks on you but he would make you think he did 

George: 

He would be a little more lowkey about it but wouldn't keep it as a secret for long 

If he liked you he’d also point out things he thinks are cool about himself 

He’d asks you stupid questions like “ sooooo,, have you ever thought about dating a ginger? More specifically one with a twin and the initials GW ??” 

George would always go out of his way to get alone time with you

He’d love to watch you do simple things like writing or studying and whisper shit like “ did you know you look really cute right now” or “ hey, heyyyy, y/n look at meee” and once you look up “ I just wanted to see your cute face, right now it looks a bit pissed off but still cute” 

He’d makes up excuses to always be next to you and would tell your friends “ wouldn't y/n and I just make the cutest couple?” 

100% asks if he can carry things for you when walking together 

Would give you tiny gifts like a random flower he picked on his way over to see you or a rock he thinks looks cool 

When he sees the things you tell him you like he’ll always point them out to show he pays attention 

Even if you like him back hell always jokingly try to prove himself to you 

“ You should like to date me because I'm really cool and would stop my brother from pulling any more pranks on you” 

i wrote this at 3am last night then posted it on the wrong blog at first 

[rjlupingirl]

Lily: So, last week we went to ... JAMES DON'T THROW HARRY LIKE THIS!

Lily: As I was saying, we went to visit my parents.

Remus: I'm glad for ... SIRIUS LEAVES THAT CAT, YOU ARE STILL IN YOUR HUMAN FORM!

Remus: * takes a sip of his tea * Well? How did it go?

Lily: Oh very ... * Explosion *

Remus/Lily: SIRIUS/JAMES!

[weasleybrainrot]

3 different date nights with Cedric Diggory A friend of mine is currently in love with Cedric so I made them a playlist and it felt wrong to post without a mood board to go with it 

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7hWlHyLUZZ5HfzS1eCkpgl?si=AT0v01idSFu6WcS1zkcRxQ

I also made the same playlist on apple music incase you don't have Spotify 

https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cedric-diggory-in-love-type-beat/pl.u-aZb0NJ5tNap8RW

 the playlist is currently at 80 something songs and I'm still adding 

[weasleybrainrot]

cat.

That's it, that's the whole post. 

[weasleybrainrot]

You know what after I saw your dating oliver wood mood board I just like- Great! Now I'm going to die alone unless someone with the name of Oliver Wood exist in this world. And by the way you're doing very great! Have a nice day!😘

FELT THAT , i adore Oliver wood so much but my real love from Harry Potter is ron weasley. ALSO THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO !! <3 ( sorry it took a few days to reply)

Also for anyone who sent in fanfic requests ill start working on them next week I promise

[weasleybrainrot]

Iv been reading a lot of Oliver wood x read this past month so have this little “dating Oliver wood mood board” He’d be very cuddly because he’d be tired after all his quidditch practice and still wanna spend time with you

[weasleybrainrot]

hot take

A list of reasons to hate these hp girls 

Angelina Johnson 

racism 

misogyny

jealousy

Cho Chang 

racism 

misogyny 

jealousy

Lavender Brown 

misogyny 

jealousy 

or you’re mad they made her white in the movies 

In other words:

 THERES NO GOOD REASON TO HATE OR VILLAINIZE ANY OF THEM

stop writing them to be bad guys in stories just because you’re jealous they got together with your favorite character, none of them deserve hate

( yes lavender can be annoy but that’s no reason to Hate or villainize her )

[weasleybrainrot]

ALSO, you can like Snape and Draco as characters but do NOT try to tell me their were good people. Draco was a scared kid yes but he was still a wizard Nazi, you bitches sound like white girls defending their boyfriend for saying the n word and voting for trump to you one black friend. Snape was straight up a bad person, this is a Snape hate blog.

[weasleybrainrot]

hot take

A list of reasons to hate these hp girls 

Angelina Johnson 

racism 

misogyny

jealousy

Cho Chang 

racism 

misogyny 

jealousy

Lavender Brown 

misogyny 

jealousy 

or you’re mad they made her white in the movies 

In other words:

 THERES NO GOOD REASON TO HATE OR VILLAINIZE ANY OF THEM

stop writing them to be bad guys in stories just because you’re jealous they got together with your favorite character, none of them deserve hate

( yes lavender can be annoy but that’s no reason to Hate or villainize her )

[weasleybrainrot]

Fred Weasleys favorite band would be the kinks and George Weasleys would be the smiths, they'd both like the other band but I just know these would be their favorites. NO ONE can change my mind , no one. 

[weasleybrainrot]

Songs in my playlist “being in love with a Weasley” and what I think of when I hear them

This is only a handful of the songs and I put it on shuffle for the order 

This is what I imagine so some are written to say “me” and others “you” just depending on if I imagine being there in the moment or like a flashback / memory. ( as the list goes on they get a little longer )

Honeybee ( The Head and the Heart ) ~ being married to Bill or George 

I Saw You in a Dream ( Honey Moon ) ~ Ron and or The Twins comforting me in a day dream  

A Teenager In Love ( Dion & The Belmonts ) ~ The twins , one singing to you somewhere like the common room and the other one doing the back up singing

 Addicted ( The Night Café ) ~ This one could go with any of the boy but I picture us outside star gazing talking about the future 

Cant Take My Eyes Off You ( john lee ) ~ Being alone with George ether late at night or easily in the morning and just laying in his arms as he holds you close  

Looking Out for You ( Joy Again ) ~ Ron confessing his feelings with out actually saying its about me because he thinks I like someone else ( Ron is my favorite )

Sex on Fire ( Kings of Leon ) ~ This one also could go with any of them , but I think about sneaking around at night ether at Hogwarts or the burrow to get some alone time

Falling for Ya ( teen beach movie ) ~ Getting drunk in the common room and joking around with Ron with the twins singing back up ( also I'm not even a Gryffindor I just like their common room)  

Woodland ( The Paper kites ) ~ Spending the summer at the burrow and messing around outside as the sun goes down on a warm night. The cold refreshing breeze hitting your now warm blushing face from all the laughing 

All I Wanted ( Paramore ) ~ angst. 

Animal but the 10th anniversary addition ( Neon Trees ) ~ cuddling with Fred or Bill , play fighting in bed under all the blankets on a cool night that turns into getting lost in conversation till the sun comes up 

She Looks Like Fun ( Arctic monkeys ) ~ Fred and George competing to see who can win your heart { basically the movie cherry bomb but its the twins }

The Cult of Dionysus ( The Orion Experience ) ~ Everyone is being a little tense so you and the twins put on a little show to lighten up the mood. Dancing around to the others to try to cheer them up as you guys dramatically sing the lyrics 

we fell in love in October (girl in red) ~ This one is for Ginny of course but you can picture who ever you want  if your not gay. Anyways, I picture going from holding hands under the table and snacking around to slowly showing more and more affection till your proudly holding hands in the hallways of Hogwarts. 

Dance with Me ( beabadoobee ) ~ You see Ron sitting in front of the fireplace alone during a party in the Gryffindor common room so you walk up to him and reach out a hand , asking if he’d like to dance. When he grabs you hand you pull him up and drag him to the empty corner of the room and slow dance as if you guys were alone and all his friends weren't watching.

Happy Together ( The Turtles ) ~ You're playing truth or dare in front of the fireplace at the burrow because Molly and Arthur went on a small trip to see charley leaving you , harry , Hermine and Weasley siblings (Ginny, Ron and the twins) When some picks truth they have to take a short lasting truth serum, harry joking asks Fred how he Really feels about you so he stands up are starting singing “happy together” till you stand up to join him. Dancing around the burrow as every one else is clapping, cheering you guys on 

Gimme Love (vista Kick) ~ This one goes with anyone so pick a Weasley and picture living with them and walking into the kitchen as they’re making you breakfast and singing this to themselves. You walk up behind them, scaring them a little at first but then they kiss your forehead and continues to sing, spins you around, holds you tight so your back in on their chest and then they tuck their face into you neck still humming the lyrics into you ear.

Act My Age ( One Direction ) ~ After the twins pull a small prank on you they then try to convince you to loosen up a bit and help them pull small pranks on others. (and of course you do because who could say no to the twins)

British Bombs (Declan McKenna)~ Getting high with the twin before going to Hogsmeades on a snow day, making snow angles and having snow ball fights on the walk there then playing a game of hid and seek with all the shops being far game to hid in and ending the day with telling jokes in The Three Broomsticks 

That's all I’m going to do for now, the playlist is 193 songs long and the link to my Spotify is in my bio if you wanna check it out