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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards,Â
- Remus Lupin, writing letters to the other marauders during the summer
[After the authorities took Sirius to Azkaban].
someone: but Sirius is a bad man, he is a villain.
Remus: âŠ
More Marauderâs Headcanons
I swear the Marauders mustâve made a god-awful volume of puns after getting their animagus forms straight. They had no self-control and made about five puns a conversation.
So one day in third year, after producing patronuses for the first time (they skived off divination), they make their way to transfiguration. They are so elated.
What follows leaves everyone amazed and perplexed. (âWhat on earth are they up to now?â)
McGonagall is in a foul mood already, and she snaps to them, âYou had better not cause any problems this class.â
âOh no, we would never deer,â answers Sirius. âThat would be simply pawful.â
The three other Marauders somehow manage to keep a straight face as James pipes up, âNow, us Marauders being quiet. Isnât that a simply ratical idea?â
Remus, with barely contained giggles, adds, âNo, weâre too fawn of transfiguration. To make a ruckus would be to be barking mad.â
All three of them turn to Peter. Peter, the one who is always so enthusiastic, but the one who isnât the brightest either. âWell,â he says with a completely blank face. âThis entire conversation has been howl-arious, but we must stop talking, or the consequences will be ruff.â
With this, the Marauders break into laughter, and do not calm down until all of them are given detention by an irate McGonagall. (Although James swears he saw her lips quirk for a second.)
Once, one day in fourth year, when Peter accidentally blurts out the prank plan to Lily Evans, the Marauders all get detention. They, however, cannot stop laughing when Peter apologizes at the top of his voice, âSorry for ratting you out.â
At dinner, some day (letâs face it, every day) in fifth year, Sirius shouts out, âRemus! Looks like youâre wolfing down the pie!â
To which Remus would respond exasperated, âThis is getting out of hound.â
Obviously, James and Lilyâs wedding was the greatest opportunity to makje puns. âOh deer,â sighs Remus. âMy hart is singing.â
âFor real, doe,â agrees Peter. Â
When James and Lily go on their honeymoon, Sirius says that they âmust be fawn-icating.â
But when Remus faces the dead bodies of his friends, Remus cannot bring himself to make a single puns. In his hearts of hearts, in another world, he wouldâve made the joke, âProngs, what are you doing down deer on the floor?â
But he canât because he is too stunned, too unfeeling.
There was once a time when the Marauders played on words. Now they do not speak at all, their voices silenced by the all-consuming, crushing silence of death.
Random student: Honestly, Iâm a little scared of Remus.
James: He wouldnât hurt a fly!
Student: Thatâs reassuring.
James: Heâd kill a man though.Â
Hiii can u drop names of people from your recast?
Of course !! sorry I'm a bit late I forgot I had this blog for a hot second
Click on their usernames and it should take you to their InstagramsÂ
Hermione ~ Jaycina Almond @// jaycinaÂ
Blaise ~ Mukasa J. Kakonge @// mukasakakongeÂ
Pansy ~ Ash Rose @// ashrosedanielsÂ
Lee ~ Dylan Hasselbaink @// dylanhasslbainkÂ
Lavender ~ Sharon Alexie @// flammedepigalle
Dean ~ Kahlil Beth @// kahlilbethÂ
Charlie ~ Nicholas Skidmore @// n_skidmoreÂ
Regulus ~ One and only Ezra Miller who doesn't have an InstagramÂ
Cedric ~ Froylan Gutierrez @// froy
So I re-casted a bunch of the harry potter characters and this is my Cedric one (Froy Gutierrez), I made him an Instagram for my friends dr a while ago and I thought id share it because it took me like an hour to editÂ
I have some of my other re-casts on a Pinterest board if you wanna check them out ( harry potter recasted) i might make Instagrams tooÂ
If you want the name or Instagrams of any of the people in my recasts I have them so feel free to ask Â
How the Weasley twins would  approach someone they have a crush on
This was requested by @alwaysnforeverfangirl ( sorry it took so long )Â
Idk if your asking about them having a crush on the same person or different people so I wrote bothÂ
If the twins like the same person it would be like the beginning of the movie cherry bomb, they would be very upfront about them both liking you and then try to one-up each other to impress themÂ
For example, if the twins both liked you they wouldÂ
Be extra flirty when they're both in the same roomÂ
Ask you on âhypotheticalâ datesÂ
â Hey y/n! Me, you, Friday night? I'm thinking we sneak out past curfew and go skinny dipping in the moonlightâÂ
â but don't tell Fred/ George, I don't want him to get jealous, me being the better twin it's more than bad each for the poor guy.â
They always try to stop the other one from having alone time with youÂ
They let you go on one or two dates with each before making you choose one
Neither of them wants to lose but just never actually fight over it in front of you
When they want you to choose one of them they'd fake this huge fight in pubic when asking you âSo y/n whos it gonna be?â at the same timeÂ
No matter who you pick the other one wouldn't be mad at you ( maybe at his brother but not you)Â
If you pick Fred, George would make jokes to his brother like â wow I can't believe y/n picked such a loser over me, I might start taking you being a dumb ass as an insultâÂ
If you picked George, Fred would make jokes to you like â must suck to suck, picking the wrong twin must be so embarrassing for you but it's ok we can still be friendsâÂ
Now for them liking different peopleÂ
Fred :Â
He would be very blunt about it and also make jokes about itÂ
When he realizes he likes someone (for example you) hed get a little flustered around you for the first few days before he gets back to his cocky selfÂ
Once he's back to himself heâll start by joking about how things you do are cute, he'll get one of his sibling to loudly tell him you guys would be cute together when you're in the same roomÂ
â You know when you ignore me like that you're just SOooo Cute I almost can't be madâÂ
â Youâre laughing but for once I'm not kidding, you're just too damn cuteâÂ
â kind of a bitch move on your part, stealing my heart and everything without hesitationâÂ
Heâd start little fights with you just to get on your nurse so hed be on your mind moreÂ
Someone will get sick of the fighting and compare you two to an old married couple to witch heâll get on one knee or punch you in the arm as he pretends to hold a ring and goes â well in that caseâÂ
Heâd also be the type to call all your other male friends you â little boyfriendsâ and sarcastically acts jealous when you give them more attention then you do to himÂ
He would pull pranks on you because he's scare they'll backfire and make you mad
Now he wouldn't pull actually pranks on you but he would make you think he didÂ
George:Â
He would be a little more lowkey about it but wouldn't keep it as a secret for longÂ
If he liked you heâd also point out things he thinks are cool about himselfÂ
Heâd asks you stupid questions like â sooooo,, have you ever thought about dating a ginger? More specifically one with a twin and the initials GW ??âÂ
George would always go out of his way to get alone time with you
Heâd love to watch you do simple things like writing or studying and whisper shit like â did you know you look really cute right nowâ or â hey, heyyyy, y/n look at meeeâ and once you look up â I just wanted to see your cute face, right now it looks a bit pissed off but still cuteâÂ
Heâd makes up excuses to always be next to you and would tell your friends â wouldn't y/n and I just make the cutest couple?âÂ
100% asks if he can carry things for you when walking togetherÂ
Would give you tiny gifts like a random flower he picked on his way over to see you or a rock he thinks looks coolÂ
When he sees the things you tell him you like heâll always point them out to show he pays attentionÂ
Even if you like him back hell always jokingly try to prove himself to youÂ
â You should like to date me because I'm really cool and would stop my brother from pulling any more pranks on youâÂ
i wrote this at 3am last night then posted it on the wrong blog at firstÂ
Lily: So, last week we went to ... JAMES DON'T THROW HARRY LIKE THIS!
Lily: As I was saying, we went to visit my parents.
Remus: I'm glad for ... SIRIUS LEAVES THAT CAT, YOU ARE STILL IN YOUR HUMAN FORM!
Remus: * takes a sip of his tea * Well? How did it go?
Lily: Oh very ... * Explosion *
Remus/Lily: SIRIUS/JAMES!
3 different date nights with Cedric Diggory A friend of mine is currently in love with Cedric so I made them a playlist and it felt wrong to post without a mood board to go with itÂ
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7hWlHyLUZZ5HfzS1eCkpgl?si=AT0v01idSFu6WcS1zkcRxQ
I also made the same playlist on apple music incase you don't have SpotifyÂ
https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cedric-diggory-in-love-type-beat/pl.u-aZb0NJ5tNap8RW
 the playlist is currently at 80 something songs and I'm still addingÂ
cat.
You know what after I saw your dating oliver wood mood board I just like- Great! Now I'm going to die alone unless someone with the name of Oliver Wood exist in this world. And by the way you're doing very great! Have a nice day!đ
FELT THAT , i adore Oliver wood so much but my real love from Harry Potter is ron weasley. ALSO THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO !! <3 ( sorry it took a few days to reply)
Also for anyone who sent in fanfic requests ill start working on them next week I promise
Iv been reading a lot of Oliver wood x read this past month so have this little âdating Oliver wood mood boardâ Heâd be very cuddly because heâd be tired after all his quidditch practice and still wanna spend time with you
hot take
A list of reasons to hate these hp girlsÂ
Angelina JohnsonÂ
racismÂ
misogyny
jealousy
Cho ChangÂ
racismÂ
misogynyÂ
jealousy
Lavender BrownÂ
misogynyÂ
jealousyÂ
or youâre mad they made her white in the moviesÂ
In other words:
 THERES NO GOOD REASON TO HATE OR VILLAINIZE ANY OF THEM
stop writing them to be bad guys in stories just because youâre jealous they got together with your favorite character, none of them deserve hate
( yes lavender can be annoy but thatâs no reason to Hate or villainize her )
ALSO, you can like Snape and Draco as characters but do NOT try to tell me their were good people. Draco was a scared kid yes but he was still a wizard Nazi, you bitches sound like white girls defending their boyfriend for saying the n word and voting for trump to you one black friend. Snape was straight up a bad person, this is a Snape hate blog.
hot take
A list of reasons to hate these hp girlsÂ
Angelina JohnsonÂ
racismÂ
misogyny
jealousy
Cho ChangÂ
racismÂ
misogynyÂ
jealousy
Lavender BrownÂ
misogynyÂ
jealousyÂ
or youâre mad they made her white in the moviesÂ
In other words:
 THERES NO GOOD REASON TO HATE OR VILLAINIZE ANY OF THEM
stop writing them to be bad guys in stories just because youâre jealous they got together with your favorite character, none of them deserve hate
( yes lavender can be annoy but thatâs no reason to Hate or villainize her )
Fred Weasleys favorite band would be the kinks and George Weasleys would be the smiths, they'd both like the other band but I just know these would be their favorites. NO ONE can change my mind , no one.Â
Songs in my playlist âbeing in love with a Weasleyâ and what I think of when I hear them
This is only a handful of the songs and I put it on shuffle for the orderÂ
This is what I imagine so some are written to say âmeâ and others âyouâ just depending on if I imagine being there in the moment or like a flashback / memory. ( as the list goes on they get a little longer )