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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Product Placement
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NASA
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Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
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occasionally subtle
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$LAYYYTER
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@weather-updates
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
and my bow
And my axe
And my daggers
And my rapier and matchsticks.
And my kitchen knife
and my hands
And my aro beam
And my Horrors
And at least one weapon
And my cross
and my rifle.
And my SCPs
and my scythe
and my cane
AND MY GOATS
And my rules
and my (stolen) car
and my explosives
and our storms!
I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
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4/22
would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?
coffee but no bacon
deltarune but no cat boys
Prime example all over here
official gimmick post
RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE
o l d b a y
this post has big naturals!
This post is now 120 degrees!
THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!
MY POOR POST
bees
I doth love gimmick blogs they art the rabid middle schoolers of the noble ecosystem of Tumb’r.
i'm not a gimmick. nope. nothing interesting or special about me!
Breaking News!
I'm not a rabid middle schooler..
In response to previous allegations that gimmick blogs are the "rabid middle schoolers" of the "Tumblr" ecosystem... this is not the case, I do not have rabies, despite been bitten by various other gimmick blogs.
More updates soon on BBC News Network.
BBC News: We never miss the little stories.
[This post is calling for: INTENSE SUN REACHING 120+ DEGREES
Reporter's Notes: "Hello all, I'm Patty, as always, and i'm out here on the scene to check out this rabid post. The sun is smoking hot, people! Wear sunscreen like you never have before. Do be careful not to get too close to this scorcher, folks, the radiation will getcha quicker than you can say "Sam has seven sunburns!"
This is the gimmick news station; I'm Patty, and we're here to keep you updated!"
Additional Notes: "Tim the cameraman here- I speak for the whole station when I say; we do not have rabies, and are not middle schoolers. I'm 34 years old with a wife and kids."]
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs
Get sphered
This gimmick has been patted!
(this post used: 20 words + 1 gif.)
yo do you want the midnight mcfussy meal or-
hey, I'm here too I guess :/
This post has been rickrolled.
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE!!!!!
(this post used: 42 words + 1 gif + 1 video.)
Yes I’m a Mess, by AJR
Title because this post is a mess lmao
Explicit
Fully listened to
Other than Being Apple Music, this blog has another gimmick! I relate songs to (most) posts I make or reblog.
I cast uh… UHHHHHH. I CAST AMNESIA SPELL?????
Couldn’t think of a good spell to cast😔
Try the spell of shrinking 1 inch / 10cm every time you do something bigoted
hi. Op is no longer allowed in Missouri.
OP is banned from all Chipotle locations! :3
[This post is calling for: high chances of HAIL and THUNDERSTORMS, with possible SNOWSTORM-HURRICANE MUTANTS.
Reporter’s notes: “Hello everyone, reporter Patty here, OP is no longer going to be receiving news on the weather in their area. get abandoned fool. have fun walking outside to 9000 degree heat and not knowing.”
Additional Notes: do we still have those apocalypse bunkers?]
[ The forecast for today is: MINOR TSUNAMIS, OCCASIONAL THUNDERSTORMS, and CLOUDY SKIES, averaging a healthy 75 DEGREES.
Let’s check with Peter on the ground for more.
How’s it going, Peter?
“Hey everyone, Thanks Patty. So, it’s pretty wet down here, im currently filming from a life raft on the middle of Main Street. -I just saw a clown get electrocuted, but that’s pretty typical for this area of town.”
Wow! how about tour spots? would it be a good day to go to the beach?
“uhm… no. Please do not go to the beach, it is not safe to leave your h-“
Alright! that’ll be all for today’s report. Join us tomorrow on Gimmick Weather for all the local weather. ]
REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE LGBT+, SUPPORT LGBT+, OR WANT TO VIOLENTLY FLING YOURSELF INTO THE SUN
ALL OF THE ABOVE
all of the above. I want to feel the fluffy surface on the sun. mmmmm
D. All of the above, i think the sun is all warm and like at least I’d die quick
[ This post is calling for: SUNNY WEATHER, HEAT WAVES, and POSSIBLE DROUGHTS.
Bonus report: the sun Will Kill You! ]
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post
Wouldn’t it be funny if we made this post one of those
Right @non-tyrannical-usa (wink wink nudge nudge)
Oh boy
Bruh
[ This post is calling for: CONSTANT RAIN, and CHANCES OF HAIL.
Bonus notes: mwehehe ]
What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.
Jopping
Currently downloading this to my vernacular
(this post used: 15 words.)
[ This post is calling for: HIGH HUMIDITY, and CHANCES OF DRY THUNDERSTORMS ]
WELCOME BACK TO THE GIMMICK FORECAST. ON TODAY'S MAP WE CAN SEE AN UPCOMING NEW BLOG FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS. LET'S CHECK WITH STEVE ON THE GROUND FOR MORE.
Hey there Steve, how's it going down there?
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Hey everyone, and welcome to gimmick weather station. I do a few different things, but mostly I put weather phenomena on posts! Hope to see you on the next broadcast!
