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[browsedankmemes]

[psy-faerie]

DEAD

[chaos-and-cookies]

Make the bots movie!!!!!!

[theweirdwideweb]

[meanplastic]

[turing-tested]

hey hal i once had a friend who was kin with mimes. and that's like fine i'm not judging or anything i got some atypical kins myself. but they were like. sad that they weren't a mime. i don't think they realized they could. actually go out and be a mime in the real world if they wanted to. facepaint striped shirts and pantomime classes exist. i don't know what made them think they couldn't just be a mime

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read in my entire life

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfaoo

[unscriptedindulgence]

[blu-iv]

[teuer]

[saiasus]

[xefyre]

[addleminded]

[zagreus]

watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god

[madmaxyuriroad]

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

[despazito]

abstract portrait of Ray Liotta i drew high

[twitterlols]

[darkskinlyn-blog]

me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*

my character: 

[inkrton]

[tomhordy]

when a man says his favourite film & it isn’t fight club

[drakeblight]

When its because his favorite is Pulp Fiction

[fleshanimal]

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

Good

[vaguelyethereal]

Direct Action

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”

“go fuck yourself”

“understandable have a good day”

[lagonegirl]