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he/him, cis, bi, i'm mostly here for the fandom and shipping

[mastersofthe80s]

David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Who are the dudes holding them?

[cipheramnesia]

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[5weekdays]

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

[5weekdays]

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[librarycard]

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

[oldenglishtextposts]

[asece þe in æghwa] [gefinde þe þær]

[sumerianlanguage]

[𒀀𒈾𒈨𒀀 𒈬𒌷𒆥𒆥𒂗] [𒆠 𒂗𒊒𒉈𒂗]

[textpostscymraeg]

[yn edrych amdanat ti ym mhopeth] [yn ffeindio ti yno]

[slovensko]

[te iščem v vsem] [te tudi najdem v vsem]

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[heydocverdant]

robot anatomy (pt 1)

[heydocverdant]

robot anatomy (pt 2)

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

>It's okay to [ANALYZE] a girl's chest [CASING] in public, trust me. [^_^]

[jolee]

bi4bi dumbass4dumbass

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[slovensko]

Moški avtorji, ko pišejo o ženskah:

“Kasandro so prebudili žarki sonca, ki so lili skozi razpoke njenih žaluzij in se kot slap razlivali po njenih golih prsih. Pretegnila se je in njene grudi so skupaj z njenimi rokami pozdravile sonce. Vstala je in si nadela tanko majico, skozi katero so se jasno videle njene napete bradavičke. Prsato je odzizikala do stopnic in se odjoškala navzdol.”

[strawberry-crocodile]

laios- "im alienation from manhood and from my body"

falin- "im womanhood thats simultaneously eroticized and condemned as monstrous"

THE TRANSFEM APPLICABILITY SISTERS

[jenjensd]

[rattanwhip]

What's in a name

[kuylar]

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

[acerby]

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!

[howieduet]

Asking a robotgirl about a barely-visible scratched out logo is extremely rude.

"Oh so you're from-" Not. Anymore.

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]