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Kittens. Cider. Unicorns.

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[unfortunate-waitress]

Saying “I’ll do it for $800” is Big Dick Energy.

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[wecrashbang]

HOLY SHIT

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The mods are sleep! Post female-presenting nipples!

[ronweasley]

[geekandmisandry]

“Millennials are killing the-”

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[wecrashbang]

Why do I imagine him having a scruff Scottish accent?

COME ON YA WEE BASTARDS.

[diabeticlesbian]

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

[diabeticlesbian]

[chefgoldblums-deactivated201809]

hannah gadsby, nanette (2018)

[898-deactivated20210515]

I just DIED

[musicismylife120191]

[messyinretrograde]

So I’ve seen the post he’s talking about around tumblr and twitter, but haven’t seen this on tumblr. I think it’s worth sharing.

(Also remember: do *not* pet service dogs!)

[fallforwatsonmoved-blog]

[theshells]

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

[lunapics]

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

[lightspeedsound]

Hermione Granger also: 

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

[manybodies]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[a-resilient-heart-deactivated20]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[gidguard]

[agatha-eir]

Reblog all day err day

[chordata7]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[wecrashbang]

What number would you be at now? (Assuming it’s starts jan 1st)

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[busydoingnothiing]

sign me up

[wecrashbang]

*Panics and cancels three days in*

[alaskaisnothere]

“friends can break your heart too and sometimes they don’t even realise they are doing it. everyone says that the opposite of love is not hate but indifference and that’s what really get me. because we never really fought or hated each other, we just let time and life get between us and there is not a reason why for this distance. and that’s what hurts me the most: not knowing if it’s real or all in my head.”

— Written by @giulswrites for @poetryclub13 word prompt: friends can break your heart too.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[wecrashbang]

Important

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[wecrashbang]

YES X10000 TO T-REX BEING A GIANT FAT BUDGIE