Where Jokes Go To Die

| Tory | 28 | Boyo | I'm trash, and this is my dumpster. Sometimes I'll put out my thoughts on stuff, but it's usually incoherent anyway so yeah

[absyyynth]

i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

[bravelycowering]

[lemonsweet]

THIS SET UP?

[sheet--metal--girl]

[dykerlyhills]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[drtanner]

So yeah if you watched this before without unmuting it, you're.

You're gonna need to come back and unmute it.

[marine-gifs]

A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

[nonplusagon]

whatever. go my scallop

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[squimp]

im telling you all... its so worth it to spend a whole evening make 100 million homemade gyoza (even though it takes so long) and freezing them all to have perfect delicious gyoza just the way you like them anytime you want at a moments notice. they seriously take like 10 minutes to prepare from frozen and they are so good. i just had a dumplings and noodles feast you wish you were me

[squimp]

heres teh gyoza recipe ive been using and heres the dumpling sauce recipe ive been using and here was the noodles recipe i ate. in case even 1 person on earth wanted this information

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[kippwire]

and summore

[holy-table-of-mercy]

Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.

[sirfrogsworth]

It's weird this isn't talked about more, but Elon basically kidnapped his son. He used his lawyers to near bankrupt Grimes in her custody battle and it's unclear if she has any access to her son at this point.

Grimes can be an unsympathetic figure at times, but this is just awful. Especially since it seems Elon is using this young boy as an anti-assassination tactic.

[sirfrogsworth]

Jesus Christ.

[tamamita]

[noelle-ism]

CIA = Communist Is Awesome

[noelle-ism]

hi Dripping Yellow Madness

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Hiding government and public services to reduce how much they're used and "prove" that they're unneeded is a tried and true Republican technique. It's not a conspiracy, these things are deliberately made difficult to access to discourage people from using them because "more use = more funding" and "less use = less funding" is how public service funding is generally decided.

Musk outright lying about "deleting" a whole IRS program for low income tax filing is just a progression of common Republican tactics. Don't fall for it.

[tea-and-charcoal]

I can confirm that I filed using the irs direct file several days after Musk claimed it was gone. It's still there.

People have been fighting for this option for years, and while it's limited in many ways I found it easy to use and didn't require some random other company to have access to all my information.

https://www.irs.gov/filing/irs-direct-file-for-free

[itsladykit]

Important reminder:

These people are liars. Blatant. Bald-faced. Whenever they crow about a major victory, double check--they're liars and they can't be believed.

[prokopetz]

Elaborate thirty-second-long magical girl transformation sequence, and at the end of it the only difference is that I'm now holding a knife.

[yourelost-itsokay]

[notmusa]

eating unsalted pistachios & dismayed to realize i like salt a lot more than i like pistachios

[the-demonhaj]