I'm a high-functioning sociopath

[cranbearly]

[wediesowecanlive]

Oh gods, I just realised that Pluto the planet has a very ominous name.

Pluto started has being an official planet, until it was classified as a dwarf planet, no longer a part of the bigger, major planets. In the same way, Pluto, the roman god of the underworld was one of the most powerful gods, until he became the god of death, being sent to the underworld and almost “banished” from mount Olympus. The god Pluto wasn’t accepted among the other gods, belittled, just like the planet was among the bigger planets of the solar system. The name was a sign, an omen, a prophecy.MIND FUCK

Never reading mithology books and drinking in the same night again

[ffuwaffuwa]

I only have 4 moods:

fuck this

fuck that

fuck me

fuck you

[tres13]

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

fuck yeah

fuck no

fuck my life

fuck everything

[istehlurvz]

and don’t forget the inevitable 

fuck it

[saidbhinluch-deactivated2024040]

and for those who have just given up

fuck

[pickyourheartupoffthefloor]

this is beautiful

[you-dont-know-what-to-think]

[4thewynne]

[wediesowecanlive]

Oh gods this is amazing!

[12yen]

[minuiko]

[alimbata]

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

so Hange does impressions sometimes to break cheer up Levi

I drew this one for mindxcrash, please enjoy my appalling sense of humour. 

click for better quality <3

[wediesowecanlive]

when the marauders find out remus is a werewolf

Remus: You don't hate me? But... I'm a werewolf.

James: Remus. See this arm? It's actually shorter than my other arm but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl like this.

Peter: I'm lactose intolerant.

Sirius: I'm OBNOXIOUS!

[wediesowecanlive]

Leo: There is something I've got to get off my chest.

Calypso: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

[fyp-science]

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.

Albert Einstein (via fyp-science)

[wediesowecanlive]

Supreme Court: Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states!

People: That's an abomination!

Obama: No, um that's an Obama-Nation. *puts on gay flag as a cape*

[theartofangirling]

gay marriage became constitutional on the anniversary of the publication of the first harry potter book

[ruehope]

#because nobody deserves to live in the closet

[shenanigansandeverything]

Common sense.

[justanother-farah]

[kingofhostsandroses-blog]

          ❝ One. Good looks that attract the public eye.

                  Two. More wealth than you can imagine.

            Three. Chivalry that will never be able to overlook

                       –the hideous wickedness of this world.

               That’s what makes up the Ouran Host Club!! ❞

             ♥ || Kyoya || Tamaki || Haruhi || Hitachiin || Honey || Mori || ♥

                                                 ♥ || Art Credit || ♥