one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote "are you going to get a divorce" on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats
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one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote "are you going to get a divorce" on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats
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left a couple of used teabags in a little dish on the counter to dry out (to minimise bin juice in the compost bin) and also left the window open to cool the house down and in the morning found a free roaming snail on my kitchen counter who had apparently been eating the teabags because they had holes in and a big snail slime mark
i am not really sure if tea is good for snails
You're never gonna keep them down
horses made me transgender
Story time to explain this
-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men
-like “bite your face off” levels of hate
-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means
-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you
-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo
-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist
-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there
-“ha ha weird”
-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”
-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense
and that’s how I realized I was a girl
#afbh #assigned female by horse (via @chucktaylorupset)
so THIS is what a "horse girl" is
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don’t really use this blog anymore but I think it’s important to say i’ve been on HRT 3 years today. thank you Lucy <3
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my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.
Come up with the context yourself
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“You're the most “You know
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Legends
A story of romance, drama, and politics which neither Trevelyan nor Cullen wish to be in.
Canon divergent fic in which Josephine solves the matter of post-Wicked Hearts attention by inviting four noblewomen to compete for Cullen's affections. A small teaser for what's to come in the next chapter.
(Masterpost. Words: 185. Rating: all audiences. Note: this snippet is a WIP and may change before chapter release.)
CHAPTER 41 TEASER
The success of Trevelyan’s staying at the Inquisiton relied upon her putting across, in no uncertain terms, that remaining here was a good an honourable opportunity, and that to take it would be of great benefit to House Trevelyan. After all, they had to agree to the idea.
She hoped to have her missive written and sent by sundown. By nature, it would have to be posted urgent—by bird—thus confining her word count. But that was a necessity, if she wished it to arrive home before they began to wonder why she had not.
(And if she wished to beat her ladies’ maids inevitable attempt to tell her parents themselves.)
Eager to start, Trevelyan skipped up the stairs, into the hallway of the guest rooms. Strange to be here, given that she would not be a guest for long. Yet she’d miss it, all the same. This corridor was as home to her, now, and her room was—
Her door was open. Noise emanated from within. Shuffling, grumbling. Explanations raced through her mind. Missy and Cara couldn’t have caught wind already, could they?
The youth are lost