Never underestimate the power of a NEET!

An elusive organism. It's natural defense is to throw lame puns and crappy insults at anything that moves.

[girlwiththewhiterabbit]

YO GUYYYSSS i’ll be boothing at GameStart (sharing with a few friends including @monsieur-scythebeef ) starting this Friday from Oct 7-9th!! ^^ I’ll have a few new things like waterproof pokemon stickers, new ghibli charms, and Pokemon Go stuff! Hope to see you there!!

[girlwiththewhiterabbit]

and for Pokemon Go fans–

If you’ve caught over 2000 pokemon and/or 300 big magikarp, COME SHOW ME YOUR BADGES and these stickers will be yours! (/ ‘з’)/*:・ﾟ✧ WE ARE AT BOOTH 24 which is very near the PlayStation stage~!!

[greelin]

good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)

oh no i’m allergic

it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me

laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing

sure it’s the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt

you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don’t even look at me like that they can’t all be winners

wouldn’t it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. come on. please

[greelin]

honorable mentions

grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying “you dropped this”

that’s unfortunate

it could be worse

this isn’t really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain

[fuckress]

Sorry for the long post :)

[ferai-likes-random-stuff]

@sedatayuun @ffxiv-angora @tiergan-vashir @tenten-ooc @humanmagi @bennettdiction @noche-nightfuse

[hobovampire]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO GOOD

[100newfears-archive-deactivated]

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

[pkariya]

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

[bearxing]

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

[officialrobbycoates]

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

[catboy-emil]

The different teams from my experience:

Team instinct: hello fellow trainers!! Beautiful day eh? There’s a Bulbasaur right over in that direction. Pls watch your step and stay safe!! Here’s an extra bottle of water for your travels!

Team Mystic: Us, the chosen ones, must restore this wretched world…I will destroy my enemies with precision, accuracy, and pure willpower alone. You peasants are no match for me. Get rekt.

Team Valor: hfijWHFUCK YOU GU YS WE ARE READY TO TAKE OVER THE GDAMHD EA R T H FUCKING ;FIGH T ME I WILL DIE FOR MY TEAM TEAM MYSTCI AND TEAM )INSTINCT BURNED MY CROPS AND KILLED MY FAMILY FUC K YOU I AM OUT FOR B L O O D/

[weeabloop-blog]

[weeabloop-blog]

貞ちゃんゲット！(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ He came home faster than I thought...

[windynebula]

You know what I want? Culture clashes between the pokemon regions.

Someone from Unova travels to Kanto/Johto wearing a t-shirt with a big R on the chest. They get dirty looks for it and have no idea what’s going on.

A Kalosian meets someone from Sinnoh and keeps standing too close to them. The Sinnoh native keeps stepping back uncomfortably, but the Kalosian keeps stepping closer.

Someone from Johto goes to Unova and ????EVERYTHING IS SO BIG=????

A Hoennian meets up with a Kalosian and the Kalosian goes for cheek kisses while the Hoennian goes for a gentle head butt.

[akiraita]

people from johto visiting sinnoh get pulled aside by police because they don’t know that keeping your pokemon outside its pokeball outside of amity square is illegal

trainers from kanto and johto wondering why the game corner doesn’t give out pokemon as prizes

kanto trainers expecting to be given a bunch of rocks for playing in the sinnoh safari zone and instead finding out that you’re supposed to throw mud at pokemon

“what the fuck are you doing” “i’m slathering honey all over this tree to attract wild pokemon to it” “why don’t you just fucking headbutt it you dumb shit” “e-excuse me what”

a lot of discourse on the proper way to plant berries (“just plant them in the ground it’s not difficult” “yes okay but have you heard of berry pots” “do you just plant them wherever? why would you do that just get your own berry orchard” “I CAN ONLY PLANT BERRIES IN MY DREAMS”)

kalos trainers getting really confused when they take their clefairy to kanto and it’s getting its ass handed to it by fighting-types

unova/kalos trainers getting really fucking sick of foreigners trying to eat their vanillite

[spitblaze]

Hoennites going to Sinnoh and not realizing how COLD it is and they’re freezing the whole time but everyone else is just sorta used to it

Conversely, Sinnohians going to Hoenn and not realizing how hot it is and they don’t have any warm-weather gear so they’re sweltering the whole time

Cyclists from Kanto Johto Hoenn and Sinnoh wondering where the hell Cycling Road is. Where is it.

A Hoennite bragging that someone from Rustboro city found out how to resurrect Pokemon, only to be shot down by a Kantoian who says that some guy on Cinnabar Island figured out how to do it YEARS ago

People from Unova and Hoenn coming to Kanto and Johto and getting really really frustrated because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE THIS SNORLAX and thinking the locals are pulling their leg when they tell them to play the Pokeflute for it.

Johtoians having to patiently explain to foreigners that slowpoketails aren’t a delicacy, but are, in fact, VERY illegal.

People from most regions getting really intimidated by Goldenrod City and how weird and dirty some of the city is, but Unovans feel right at home.

[jimbenton]

[obviousplant]

My friends and I wrote a bunch of fake want ads and turned it into a newspaper. See the whole paper here.

[weeabloop-blog]

Haikyuu Dance Headcanons

Karasuno 1st Years Folk Dancing - Hinata and Kageyama keep colliding with each other and trying to stomp on each other's feet - Tsukki and Yamaguchi are surprisingly good at it? - When Yamaguchi parnters with Yachi he blushes like mad because uwah it's a girl -Tsukki having trouble going under that arm bridge thing because Hinata and Yachi are too short 2nd Years Krumping (or Break Dancing, but then Kuroo feels more break dancy tbh) - Noyassan and Tanaka get really into it - But Ennoshita does it takes the cake 3rd Years Waltz/Ballroom Dancing - Daichi and Suga pretty good dancing as a pair - When Kiyoko partners with them she dances the male part and the boys get super confused (but then she's really good at leading so I guess it's okay?) - Asahi is clumsy and every time he steps on someone's foot he apologises profusely Others: -Kuroo and Bokuto busts out their awesome break dancing moves -Oikawa would twerk, but before he even moves a muscle Iwa-chan would beat him up for attempting to disturb public peace -Ushiwaka does the Robot dance (If you look careful at his feet, he's actually writing 'You should have come to Shiratorizawa')

[juviavevo]

Honestly??? this is all you need to know about cycling in Amsterdam

[rainbowjaeger]

play this at my funeral

[weeabloop-blog]

Alola Starters

  Am I too late for the Pokemon Sun and Moon Fanart Hype ?

[turniiip]

Popplio joins the team!! Really happy with this one. Their design has grown on me so much that I might need to reconsider which starter I choose!

Felted Rowlet has their own post here!

[turniiip]

Felted a small Rowlet. I think I’ve decided on my Sun/Moon starter!

[leo-shinji123]

How to grew your own Rowlet for a better world.

[obviousplant]

I added some book recommendations to a local bookstore. See a bonus recommendation on Facebook.