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[weevilkisser]

lesbianjessemccree -> weevilkisser

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[literallymechanical]

I've been too busy to Post lately. I've got like twelve half-sentence drafts and I can feel my posting organ starting to wither. It's real rough.

[literallymechanical]

Check out this huge door, we all love huge doors right??

[cipheramnesia]

[arthdelk]

[amygdalae]

so how hard are u able to pull someones hair??

I can give someone a perfect tonsure with a single flourish like some1 pulling a tablecloth

[scuffledig]

they release animal for the 3ds

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[cutecipher]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[ectoimp]

[kabber]

[screamydreamy]

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[elbiotipo]

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

[elbiotipo]

[chilewithcarnage]